My buddy and I went to six bars this afternoon looking for cheap affection

We began at two in the afternoon at a nice restaurant on Robson street, on the patio. Then moved to the Irish Heather, but as it was only three, we decided it was a waste of time to be there.
So, we figured the Cambie may be crawling with foreign women drinking in the afternoon... NONE. We couldn't even get a patio section... then we went to my friend's old work so we wouldn't have to pay for our drinks. Had dollar pizza for dinner... and thought we'd find older women in the mood at a hotel bar. So we went to the Hotel Georgia and finally ended up at the hotel Vancouver. But we gave up when it became obvious that we'd not be able to stay at the Hotel Vancouver bar even if we had a chance of achieving our goals... cause the drinks were too much.

Sigh, the only woman we even talked to was at the pizza place.

Bottom line, the streets were filled with women, but none were inside.

Sometimes it's just nice to dedicate a full day to being a creep.