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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 02:10 AM
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The official I Hate TJWMason thread
Now the fact that I'd crawl on broken glass to suck his toes is beside the point...

He's still a smarmy little British git :)

(Sorry, all this Appreciation stuff was bugging me. How about we don't appreciate someone for once?)


Khash.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 02:23 AM
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1. You're so sweet
:loveya:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 03:50 AM
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2. Good morning Khash.
How are you today?

A real delight to see you again. :hug:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:31 AM
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3. "smarmy little British git"...
See, know you're trying to mess with everyone's mental image of him so you can keep him to yourself. :rofl:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:32 AM
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4. I'm not entirely sure that smarmy is quite the right word
nor indeed small - but otherwise he seemed pretty accurate to me.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:36 AM
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6. Ummm, I've seen your picture and you are not in the least "git"tish
looking. :hug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:44 AM
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13. I'm good at keep that side hidden.
:hug: :loveya:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:54 AM
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15. I'll say!
The adjective that comes to mind for our tjwmason is "rakish". Much better sounding. ;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:01 AM
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17. I would say "foppish"
;)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:04 AM
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18. This is supposed to be the HATE me thread billy.
Foppish is wonderfully complimentary, so stop using it here. :grr:

Nastiness towards me - that's what's called for here. :P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:05 AM
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19. Rakish and caddish too.
I do my best to fulfill all of them.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:09 AM
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20. You're no cad
maybe a bit of a bounder. :P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:11 AM
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21. Do you want me to prove otherwise?
Because, trust me, it can be done. :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:38 AM
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7. Hi MrsG
:hi:


:loveya:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:41 AM
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8. Hi billy! How are you feeling?
I certainly hope better! :loveya:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:42 AM
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9. Back to normal now
And very happy to see you, as always :hgu:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:43 AM
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10. Likewise! I am glad to hear it was short and sweet!
I am having trouble waking up this morning. :ih: :frol:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:44 AM
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12. You need coffee
:nodut:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:45 AM
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14. OoooooHHHH! I love noduts!!!
Thank you billy! For always thinking of me. :loveya: :laps:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:00 AM
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16. There is no-one I would rather be laps with
:ayevol:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:43 AM
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11. That sounds like you got something stuck in your throat.
:heimlichmanouvre: ;)
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 04:35 AM
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5. Okay I would get on board
...but I don't know who the fuck that is.

:shrug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:26 AM
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22. Kick.
:kick:

Surely you chaps can do better than this. :eyes:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:05 AM
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39. Kick?
In the list of your faults, I forgot to mention vain :)





Khash.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:10 AM
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40. How could you forget my vanity?
It is definitely my worst fault - which really is saying somthing.

But I still don't seem to have been able to get any hatred following from folk - I suppose that I'll have to cope merely being the object of your hatred.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:30 AM
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23. I REALLY hate
that I haven't had a chance to meet him yet. :P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:41 AM
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26. Ahah.
And then if you were to meet me, you'd have plenty to hate.

Now we're getting somewhere :bounce:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 01:20 PM
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48. Do have anyone there who can
smack you upside the head everytime you put yourself down?

None of that. (waves finger at you):P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:31 AM
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24. I'm afraid we're not very good at hating mason, Khash
:)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:40 AM
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25. Come on billy
You can do better than that. :P
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:41 AM
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27. I'm afraid we really tried...and yet we have failed...miserable even.
;)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:49 AM
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29. Pah - I'm ready to try again.
Let's get us some good anti-me beastliness going. :bounce:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:53 AM
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30. We're hopeless
:pals:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:05 AM
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31. No you're not.
Summon up some bile and vitriol - surely it isn't that hard, I'm a bloody horrid person after all.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:17 AM
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32. ...
:loveya:






























:rofl:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:22 AM
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33. I give up.
I'm sorry Khash old bean, I don't seem to be able to get any life out of this thread x( They just keep hurling sweetness and light in my face - better luck with your next "I hate TJ thread".
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:38 AM
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38. a pity really...
:hug:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 09:43 AM
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28. don't hate the playa, hate the game
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:24 AM
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34. I think it's time for an intervention...
Somebody call Tony Robbins!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:27 AM
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35. Hi Lara
:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:29 AM
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36. Well, hey, Billy!
How's it going?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 10:34 AM
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37. I am much better now
thanks :)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:10 PM
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41. No.
If and when I go to England, he's buying me booze. :7

Now, if the booze fails to be up to standard...:grr:

:P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:13 PM
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42. Well the beer will be suitably warm.
:P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:14 PM
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43. What about the whiskey?
:P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:20 PM
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44. No damn way I'm buying you whiskey.
Foreign muck.

You can have whisky, and that will be warm too - served with a slight splash of water.

The brandy will be warm too, as will the red wine.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:23 PM
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45. Warm red wine?
:wtf: :P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:43 PM
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46. As in room temperature.
But given that Americans consider cellar-temperature beer to be warm, room temperature wine would be almost hot. :P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:44 PM
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47. Please, join the 21st century.
It's a "fridge" not a "cellar." :P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 01:56 PM
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49. Please learn how to store beer.
Beer stored in a fridge will be too cold - it will be chilled (to a similar temperature as white wine). Beer stored in a cellar will be at perfect beer temperature. :P
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 02:43 PM
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50. Well that didn't work, did it?
TJ was supposed to be all cute and indignant, but he's merely amused...

And someone should tell Mrs Grumpy and Billy to get a room already! Sheesh!

The best laid plans of mice, men and Khashkas......


Khash.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 02:52 PM
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51. You should know me better than that by now Khash.
But I did my very best for you all day - and I'm most proud that a thread devoted to hating me managed to get its half-century.

Thanks old chap for starting all of this off. :hug:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 03:31 PM
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52. Yeah... OK...
And everyone has said how much they like you..... which makes me happy cuz it shows DUers have good taste.

But still.... you're cute when you're mad! And I failed at that.

But will you still be my internet boyfriend even though I rashly dumped you a while back?


Khash.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 04:01 PM
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54. I think that it also shows that they like you.
Which is proof of even better taste. :hug:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 03:33 PM
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53. !!!
MrsG is a married woman. I don't go there...no matter how much I like the person!
:spank:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-28-06 04:02 PM
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55. I'm sorry old-bean
But he does have a point. :P

I can get away with it 'coz I'm gay - but I fear you don't have that excuse. ;)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 01:59 PM
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56. I think he kinda can get away with it....
He might be straight but he's got some gay creds anyway.

And if Mr Grumpy makes an issue of it..... he can always say he didn't really mean it cuz he's deeply involved in a three way with TJ and Khash.

Not true.... but if it comes to fisticuffs.... we'll back him up! Right?


:)


Khash.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:00 PM
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57. I am sure it won't come to that
:hug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 02:45 PM
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58. Perjure myself for billy you mean?
I just have to drop in my favourite film quotation - from A Man for all Seasons (which in my current plaintif mood I may watch as soon as Wagner has finished on the wireless). On hearing Sir Richard Rich perjure himself to secure Sir Thomas More's treason conviction, Sir Thomas notices a chain round Sir Richard's neck and asks what it is, and is told that Sir Richard has been made Attorney General for Wales - he replies in the most wuthering tones imagineable:

"For Wales. Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world. But for Wales."


But yes, of course I'd perjure myself for billy.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:30 PM
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59. Oh goodness!
I get lectured about perjury! Come on TJ! You're half a Catholic already. All you gotta do is go to confession and be reasonably sincere!

And you aren't thinking this through! Billy wouldn't let you burn in hell as a liar, so he might just have sex with us. If we play our cards right.

I know you are just a babe in arms, but do I really have to teach you how to be devious?


Khash.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 03:34 PM
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60. Half a Catholic - I love that one.
That wasn't a lecture on perjury - more a typically English sideswipe at Wales.

As I said, I'd leap at the opportunity to perjure myself for billy.

But I don't think that either of us has the faintest chance of sleeping with him - hey ho, such is life.
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