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ls317 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:37 AM
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Police search for man accused of sexual relations with an animal
Edited on Thu Apr-27-06 11:38 AM by ls317
Warning: May contain subject of a sexual nature

http://www.wafb.com/Global/story.asp?S=4823631



Police in St. Gabriel have released surveillance tape that appears to show a man engaged in bestiality with a horse. Police have asked 9NEWS to air portions of the tape in hopes they can identify the man.
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JunkYardDogg Donating Member (618 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:41 AM
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1. That's not a Horse- It's Ann Coulter
This guy's really desperate
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:10 PM
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7. Oh you sweet thang, you just made my day.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:44 AM
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2. what does Santorum have to say about this...?
eom
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JunkYardDogg Donating Member (618 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:50 AM
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3. It's ok as long as the horse doesn't get an abortion
'nuff said
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tenshi816 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 01:19 PM
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11. Possibly the "sexual paraphenalia" the report mentioned
referred to discarded condoms. Safe man-on-pony sex maybe?
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:39 PM
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15. BWAH! nt
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timber84 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 07:13 PM
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19. lol n/t
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Sinti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:55 AM
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4. He'll blame it on the gays n/t
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ugarte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 11:56 AM
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5. God, I hope he didn't play lacrosse for Duke...nt
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:00 PM
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6. Anyone know where Neal Horsley is?
Edited on Thu Apr-27-06 12:01 PM by IanDB1
Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Reported by Ellen - May 06, 2005

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."


AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

More:
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

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AlphaCentauri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:43 PM
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8. Can Horses Catch Diseases From Humans?
?
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:44 PM
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9. Anyone know where Paul Harvey was at the time?
For non-Bartcop readers, he calls Harvey "the horse molester" as a way of getting back at the senile old nazi for slandering Clinton with unproved charges.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 12:49 PM
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10. Paul is busy turning his listeners into Dems today, believe it or not:
Check out this thread, with his comments on the Repubs' new
"Let us drill ANWAR and we'll give you a hundred dollars" campaign:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1037978
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 01:31 PM
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12. Jeff Gannon and Ann Coulter??
:puke:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 01:32 PM
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13. Neigh, anything but that!
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 02:57 PM
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14. *cough* Mr. Hands II *cough*
Look for the guy at the local hospital. He'll be the one getting a massive IV of antibiotics while they stitch his sphincter back together. :evilgrin:
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 05:40 PM
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16. that poor horse. nt
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 06:57 PM
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17. caught the 17 yr old
at least it sounds like he was using condoms.
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timber84 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-27-06 07:10 PM
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18. you got that fron sludge didn't you?
only he would be slimy enough to put it on his site
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