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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 04:07 AM
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Hypothetical situation - a plane crashes on the border of Canada and USA.
Which oil-rich middle eastern nation do you invade in retaliation for 'gravity'?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 04:20 AM
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1. Is gravity part of
the Axis of Evil?
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 04:40 AM
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2. It is one of the four fundamental
food groups.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 07:48 AM
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3. I like gravity with my biscuits.



I like parsley too.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 07:54 AM
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4. Oh, and in response to your hypothetical



...the OBVIOUS answer is Iran. And the plane doesn't have to crash, and it doesn't even have to be a plane; just the fact that gravity exists is justification enough.


Jeebus RA, everybody knows that!


:eyes:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:03 AM
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5. Venezuela?
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 08:11 AM
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6. Gravity is only a "theory"
the plane obviously full of sinners. So the obvious answer is to bomb heaven.
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 10:12 AM
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7. Gravity - it's not just a good idea...it's the LAW...



:D
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-02-06 10:30 AM
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8. ...which naturally doesn't apply to our Conniver-in-Chief...




...just thought I'd clear that up...
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