Keith Richards was in a Jetski/Coconut Tree accident. He's okay.

Only Keith Richards could have possibly been involved in an accident falling off of a jet ski or coconut tree or both. I mean, I have managed to do spectacularly retarded things, such as fall from a tree, but never while jetskiing. Amazingly, when I fell out of the tree, I landed on a rock and didn't get hurt. I think it's been proven that I only injure myself doing relatively safe things. Walking...sustain an injury. Scale up a 20' sheer rock wall while tripping...no falls, no injury.

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Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is rolling again – making "a speedy recovery" after being injured while on vacation, says the band's spokeswoman.

Adds Auckland's Ascot Hospital duty manager Geoff Sparks: "I can categorically confirm Mr. Richards ... is no longer a patient in this hospital. He has been discharged," reports the Associated Press.

Richards, 62, was flown to Auckland, New Zealand, last week for observation after sustaining a "mild concussion" while on vacation in Fiji, says the rep. Various news reports have said that Richards fell from a coconut tree, a Jet Ski or a combination of the two...

How does that happen? I could understand crashing the jetski into a coconut tree, MAYBE. But in a coconut tree, falling, then somehow involving the jetski? I'm also one of those coordinated people. Hit myself in the nose with the tip of a tennis racket, then trying to duplicate the accident, I couldn't do it. But a jetski/coconut tree accident? I can't wait to hear "the rest of (that) story."