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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 03:13 PM Original message |
You're alone in a room with Tom Cruise. What do you say to him? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. I thought you'd be taller. |
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marigold20 (802 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
24. Good one! |
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El Fuego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
2. Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist? |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 03:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. BWAHAHAHA |
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Call Me Wesley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. Fly a few rounds, |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
4. As little as possible. |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
6. "XENU sent me. I have some secret messages for you" |
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Polly Hennessey (274 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
7. Cruise |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
8. I PULL OUT MY GUN! |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:09 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I am gonna cap some bitch |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:12 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Haha, man, I've watched that at least a dozen times today alone... |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:51 PM Response to Reply #12 |
25. Its impossible not to |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:53 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. In the spirit of the evening... |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:57 PM Response to Reply #26 |
30. Score |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
9. Thanks for driving holier-than-thou, self-righteous types insane n/t |
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frankenforpres (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:18 PM Response to Reply #9 |
40. keep singing it |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
10. When are you going to learn how to act? |
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Sannum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Tom, even my gayest friends would fuck Nicole Kidman" |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:24 PM Response to Reply #13 |
20. I would fuck Nicole Kidman and I'm gay. |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
14. Nothing |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:36 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. I'm w/ you |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
15. Hi, psychopath! |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
17. "You're creepy. And I don't mean that in a good way." n/t |
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HarukaTheTrophyWife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
18. "Hey everyone was right. You are a fag!" |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:20 PM Response to Original message |
19. Nothing, but I would shrug my shoulders, sigh, and shake my head sadly. nt |
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TallahasseeGrannie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
21. Nice to meet you. Now go away. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
22. drop trou. |
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henslee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
23. Pilots like you get other pilots killed Maverick! |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
27. Its a science fiction novel not a religon!!!!!! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:55 PM Response to Original message |
28. Could you pass the salt, please? |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
29. Nothing. |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
31. i guess i'm the only person that would actually ask about his movies |
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progmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
32. nothing |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 07:22 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. bloody brilliant |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:02 PM Response to Reply #32 |
38. Oh, man. |
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Arkham House (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
34. "My Dad was a friend of L. Ron Hubbard..." |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
35. "You know, Tom, you're a total |
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MrSlayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
36. "Bartender was a great movie." |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
37. "Give Katie Holmes sole custody of the baby, and get some help," |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
39. I tiptoe out of the room without saying anything. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
41. You may have a larger bank account, but... |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
42. if i convert to Scientology |
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AmyDeLune (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
43. Nothing, I'm clawing at the door trying to get out! n/t |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-02-06 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
44. What are you doing in my closet/ Tom come out of the closet! |
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