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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:04 AM
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so, I have returned
yes, I was in jail for vehicular homicide and cattle rustling (don't ask). But I have overcome my addiction to huffing paint thinner and gasoline and I am a better man now.

So how is everybody here? :hi:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:05 AM
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1. Welcome back.
:hi:

How was jail? :P
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:09 AM
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3. it was glorious!
it was fun and soothing in the way only a super-max prison can be. I got to use the bathroom in front of my cellmate, a former serial killer named "Lockjaw" who has since converted to scientology and has become a changed person. And don't forget the daily body cavity searches! oh my. I wish I could go back, but I no longer want to be a burden on the good taxpayers of this nation
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:13 AM
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5. How responsible of you.
Going back is only one 7-11 robbery away if you miss it.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:16 AM
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7. knocking over convienance stores
no longer gives me a rush. the managers there are never armed. I prefer a good gunfight, and the thrill of limping away with a .45 slug in my thigh
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:18 AM
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9. In that case
I know some places in Baltimore you can check out.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:22 AM
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13. you can't spell "baltimore"
without "fun"

wait....

the best thing to do is go down edmonson or pennsylvania aves and just hold up the open air drug markets, at least if you are looking for a shootout
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:24 AM
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16. I think Park Heights woud be better.
By Pimlico.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:07 AM
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2. Don't ask about the cattle rustling? Or
the vecicular homicide? What can we ask you? Are you okay? :hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:11 AM
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4. well
these are private issues that I would like to put behind me.

also, my laywer has instructed me not to talk about the details on these internets because they include a litany of heinous crimes that I have not been charged with as of yet
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:16 AM
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6. Hi!
:hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:17 AM
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8. hey hey
:hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:18 AM
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10. i have changed since you have been away
i'm born again now and preach to the lounge on a daily basis.

i no longer like asses

i don't swear

i LOVE outdoor cats and raise songbirds for their pleasure

you have missed a lot :hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:19 AM
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12. can I get a hug?
:hug:

I, too, have been rehabilitated. And I have been raising songbirds and taking them to the zoo, where I break their wings and throw them into tiger cages

:hi:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:18 AM
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11. ...and i am filled with joy
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:23 AM
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15. and I am filled with love
:grouphug:

I am no longer the surly, bitter deranged zuni that I was once. Now I keep all my rage bottled up tightly, so I can crack one day
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:23 AM
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14. I was sad and lonely......
But now that you're back, I feel a little better.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:24 AM
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17. I would say start huffing magic markers
but I am sure you already know how much fun that is
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:25 AM
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18. Especially the green ones.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:28 AM
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19. Hey, Z!
:hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 09:29 AM
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20. greetings, B
10-4 good buddy!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:25 AM
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21. My dear Zuni!
I am a nobody next to the legendary Zuni.....

But still, a cat may look at a king!

So, I humbly welcome you back.......

:yoiks: :rofl: :hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:29 AM
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23. oh, you are just being modest
but I appreciate the sentiment :hi:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:29 AM
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22. Shall we slay the fatted ca.... oh, did I say too much?
:hide:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:30 AM
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24. mmmm....cow
dammit, that is what got me in this mess in the first place

:hi:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:33 AM
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25. Zuni Petunia!
:hug: :D
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:19 AM
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31. MissU, I missed you too
:hi:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:38 AM
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26. Zuni!!!!
Great to see you back!! Missed you!

And, be careful of matcom. He tested positive for rabies the other day.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:20 AM
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32. not matcom!
noooooooooooooooooooooo

:hi:
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:53 AM
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27. Glad You're Back...
... we all kinda figured that you had been spirited away to some secret detention Kafkaesque "Village" guarded by weather balloons. We were worried.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:21 AM
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33. that thing happens from time to time
but I am glad to see you :hi:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:54 AM
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28. Panda!!! Where have you been?
:shrug: Good to see you! :hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:22 AM
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34. I thought my OP covered that
just kidding

great to see you, Mrs. G

:hi:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 01:05 PM
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44. You know I never listen very well.
Ask MrG. :pals:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:19 PM
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53. you are still the bees knees
:pals:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 10:55 AM
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29. I'm glad you're back.
As long as you've gotten those monkeys off your back, that's even better. :-)

I'm ok.

:hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:22 AM
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36. I am glad you are still here
this place wouldn't feel like home :hi:
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:04 AM
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30. All Hail Zuni, Official Lounge Dictator!
Welcome back, my liege!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:23 AM
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37. It is high time people remember
former Lounge Defense Minister, now President for life Zuni

may the rivers run red with blood!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:22 AM
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35. WTF? Your crack smilie looks familiar...
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:24 AM
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38. he is no longer on the crack
he is smoking harmless tobacco now

:hi:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:32 AM
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42. Welcome home! He says tobacco is harmless?
He must be in the pay of the tobacco lobbyist!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:25 AM
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39. WELCOME BACK !
Okay, I won't ask. :loveya:

I'm doing great! It's my favorite time of year! Thanks for askin'
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:27 AM
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40. howdy
:hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:32 AM
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41. Stick around for a while. I missed you.

:hi:
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:45 AM
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43. You didn't have the internets in jail??
That's inhuman.

Welcome back! :hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:16 PM
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51. it was like Devil's Island
the torture I endured...:cry:

:hi:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 01:07 PM
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45. Update for Zuni: Arthur Leigh Allen is still dead.
Welcome back, schmendrick! :hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:12 PM
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48. noooooooooooooooooooooooo
now we may never be able to execute the Zodiac killer :cry:

and don't call me shmendrick :hi:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 01:14 PM
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46. Want some paint thinner and gasoline?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:14 PM
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50. you know I do
wait...I quit (it feels so good to say that)
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 01:30 PM
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47. Hey Zuni!
:hi:

Did you and sundog ever find your runaway squid?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:14 PM
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49. sadly
we found him in a cheap motel room, ODed on horseshoe crab eggs lying in a pool of blood with femal underpants lying askew all over the room

it was sad, very sad
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:18 PM
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52. And here I thought he was in a bag in the freezer the whole time....
:banghead:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:20 PM
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54. you must think I am a monster
I tried to do right by my squid...honest
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:27 PM
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56. The squid was wild, Zuni
The squid couldn't be tamed. A squid like that, once they get on the wrong side of the law, there's no telling where they'll end up... jail, the morgue, my freezer...

It was nothing you did.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 04:44 PM
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63. I absolutely can NOT believe you brought up the squid that could not be
mentioned.

I'm shocked.

Stunned.

Amazed even. And speechless. Without words.

It's a quandry.

I'm beside myself.

Beset, even.

Verklempt.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 04:40 PM
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62. Sniff! It's sad. Who knows, an intervention may have hastened his death.
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 04:23 PM
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61. Squiddy!!
:cry: :cry: :cry:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:27 PM
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55. Zuuuuuuuuniiiiiiiiiiiiii
Zuni, Zuni, Zuni.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:29 PM
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57. guten tag
:hi:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:34 PM
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59. Oh how I missed your sigline.
:rofl:


:hi:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:31 PM
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58. Oh, George, not the livestock...
:cry:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 03:37 PM
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60. sorry about that
:(
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 05:00 PM
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64. Welcome back.
Pain thinner AND gasoline? You do go hard-core don't you. :hi:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 05:21 PM
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65. I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!
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