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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:33 PM
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Marsupials of DU, I need advice
Edited on Thu May-04-06 11:33 PM by HEyHEY
I have a bad inner pouch infection. And there's some purple discharge as well. Any ideas?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:33 PM
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1. Napalm it
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:34 PM
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2. That shit ain't cheap
Edited on Thu May-04-06 11:34 PM by HEyHEY
And, I could burn my syndactylus claw
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:35 PM
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3. Get high on eucalyptus leaves and shut the fuck up already
Edited on Thu May-04-06 11:35 PM by jpgray
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:39 PM
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4. I'm gonna shove your fat head in my pouch any minute
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:40 PM
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5. I assume your "pouch" is the viscous font of your hilarity
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:41 PM
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6. Don't use your big school words, just use normal people words
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:42 PM
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7. Fine.
I was going to call it your "slattern cavern," but I guess you'll never hear that one, will you?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:48 PM
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8. Get an STD test. nt
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-04-06 11:49 PM
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9. I never shoulda let that guy pouch-fuck me
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