Flame war!

Go!

or were you thinking of taking a course?

;) This IS a flamewar. Hit me with your best shot.

foot rub.

Pat Benatar wrote a song "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" in the 80s. It's pretty good.

ever since, yes?

Anyway, the song came out in 1980. I wasn't born until 1983.

:cry: damn, i'm old. and i *did* have a benatar crush!

ok, you won that round, but you still live in jersey, the alabama of the north-east!

Unless, you've only experienced south Jersey... If that's the case, I understand, it's a completely justified belief and I would just like to say that north Jersey considers them a seperate state.

i've only been to camden. damn your sharp wit, another round.

but you're addicted to "hentai".

It beats out winners like Newark and Irvington. I'm not addicted to "hentai." Haruka doesn't come from a hentai anime and I also signed up for DU when I was still in HS. I used to be really into anime and Haruka was my favorite character in one series. Now I just have a username that I can't change.

Score another round for me.

you ARE addicted to hentai, and you wank to manga; except sillygirls can't even wank properly.

just denying it doesn't make it so.

and people that watch anime only do because they can't game; they're nerds w/o talent. and you still watch it everyday. alone.

I'm watching Frasier right now. I think other members of the board will vouch that I'm not a nerd. So boo yah!

and you claim a lack of nerdness. i think "other members of this board" will vouch that *I'M* a catloving curmidgeon w/ antisocial tendencies and i cdnt care less what they vouch for, NERD! so you just watch yourself!

"boo yah" is a sad little morale-booster invented by marines (we, the 1st Air Cav, RESCUED the marines when they got pinned down in khe sahn!) co-opted by preppy elitist jerks and perpetuated by clueless NERDS. so you can "boo yah" *this*.....




CAVEAT: this is still a fauxflame fest, so we're still playing, right?

You suck. I'm not a nerd. I don't look like a nerd and I don't act like a nerd, but fine, if you need to believe I'm a nerd to maintain your version of reality, then fine.

(actually, i like nerds, too bad for YOU!)


and just what do you define as "suckiness", you pseudo-liberal tom-boy because-you're-confused, frasier-watching, hentai-wanking perv that has a thing for an aging popstar.

admit it, you love benatar's chincleft!

Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!

I never liked "that" anyway.
as for you yourself, my dear dishwater drinking ankle-licker, you can take your overpriced 2 cents and buy.... you know this could get accidentaly too disturbing or insulting. I'm stopping.

Good times!

p.s. Wait wait! In order to avoid losing a most respectable Australian friend, I have to do a doublecheck that you picked up on my HILARIOUS referencing of a particularly ingenious Monty Python sketch?

GEORGE BUSH MEANS WELL THE AVERAGE REPUB ISN'T IGNORANT AND MEN NEVER WALKED ON THE MOON!

VEGEMITE SUCKS, MONTY PYTHON ISN'T FUNNY AND I HATE DOUBLE HATE YOUR FAVORITE BAND.

and when an American says they do not like vegemite, it is the Aussies that get the laugh. You make yourselves look dumb every time you say it. *****I AM SERIOUS*****

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Back to the flameworld, YAH BOO SUCKS YOU ALL VOTED FOR * THERE WAS NO VOTERIGGING!

Well then, your whole taste in music sucks. And Kath and Kim sucks.

I know MP is British. I was starting a hilarious flamewar by making the outrageous claim that they aren't funny.

**** Break in the FLAME WAR ****
And I am proud to say that I love Vegemite despite my Americanishness, my mom grew up outside of Melbourne and so I grew up on Vegemite! I even had some this morning.
**** Resume FLAMING! ****

Kath and Kim? How do you keep so up-to-date?

MP not funny? Tell that to Spiny Norman. Is that a tiara?

Goodness me.

Kath and Kim, man. I spend a lot of time flying to and fro the glorious Australia. That's funny stuff.

From the Argument Skit.

I wasn't just being needlessly cruel! I was being HILARIOUS MCFARIOUS!

that one.

M: Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.
R: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?

continued at:
http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm

you do have a favorite band (devo) the entire crew of MP were aussie SAS agents provacateur, and you only eat vegemite because aussie's are too dumb to grow peanuts for the real thing!!!

and who the fuck are devo?

you pipsqueak aussie wanker.

your pretense at NOT knowing devo is a pathetic attempt to pretend they *aren't* your wank-fantasy!

and if you did *REAL* capoeira you'd have a machete & straight razor; besides it's only dancing and can't touch my blinding-spider kungfu, and i'm a redsash grandmaster!

and see, you are too dumb to grow peanuts; you don't even know what they're far and vegemite is a pale imitation and george washington carver invented it WAY before you morans tried to imitate it & failed. you wallabee-abuser.

So fuck you, plasctic-fucking elbow-licking bastard. I couldn't give a flying FUCK about devo. I don't know who they are, but I don't give a shit.

Pipsqueak? Go fuck yourself, assbitch. Wanker? Fuck off.

I have a machete. I can't remember what a fucking straight razor is, but I probably have one. I collect sharp knives.

Peanuts? We grow fucking peanuts, fuckeater. The fucking yanks don't even know how to eat fucking vegemite, so they can stick it up their shiny arses. Pale? Vegemite? What the fuck are you on? As for American food, I wouldn't feed it to the dogs it is probably made out of.

You can't spell wallaby either, so go fuck a squirrel.
Fuck you.

Note: I'm really, really tired. I remember something about irony in here, so if I am angrily reponding to something inoffensive, my apologies. Feel free to tell everyone.

Visit my kudzu thread! it good! Or not ya rat bastard.

was a ridiculous band that satirized punk, except some people took them seriously.

you're too young to know these things and prbly to young to even figure out how to wank, silly dancingnancy that-thinks-he's-a fighter.

so what if i can't spell wallabee, you still lust after them!

grown-ups use this thing called a "razor" to shave facial hair w/. before modern mass-production, a "straight-razor" was used, you can still get them. (aside: if you like blades, i'll PM you a link; you'll REALLY like straight razors! almost certainly get you busted in your country if you carry it though)


RE: (NOTE:) just having fun, mate. no offense taken, or meant.

and while i'm at it... FUCK oprah.

(This is supposed to be a flamefest after all)

this is a knife.


One hell of a great export. Be proud.

Our university students, for example.

Is the seminal comedian of the 21st century. His stuff is smarter and funnier than anything else out there.

have made a great vice president!!!

:hide:

an Arkansas Razorback to be precise









:hide: and eating :popcorn:

It had some underlying meaning that I didn't understand at all. :silly:

:P

;)

(hey, it's not a proper flame war thread unless you can make that lock happen!)