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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:01 AM
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What animal's trait would you like to have for a day?
I would like a compound eye. Because.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:02 AM
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1. I'd like to fly n/t
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:05 AM
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4. Yeah, that would be pretty spiffy.
I'd flay around and crap on my bitchy ex-neighbor's car.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:07 AM
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8. Indeed. And failing that, I'd like gills n/t
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:03 AM
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2. the ability to inject neurotoxin into my prey
prior to ingesting them.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:05 AM
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5. Oh! Who would you ingest first?
:o
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:27 AM
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11. Yes. Me too. Like a Tarantula Hawk.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:04 AM
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3. I'd like a dog's social skills
No shyness or insecurity, just meet someone, sniff their butt and become best friends.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:06 AM
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7. If you decide to try it out, please take pics of the results!
:rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:33 AM
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12. check other websites
For pics of my butt sniffing antics
:sarcasm:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:05 AM
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6. It could be fun to be a rabbit
and fuck everything that moves :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:07 AM
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9. Yeah, that was my first thought, but then I wondered if that was just a
stereotype of rabbits. I don't want to categorize all rabbits as sex fiends. That wouldn't be very progressive of me. :P
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 11:11 AM
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10. I used to raise rabbits
It's not really a stereotype. Rabbits pretty much live to eat and breed. "Fuck like bunnies" does the bunnies no disservice.
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blindpig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:10 PM
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13. A clear concience.
"Animals are pure,...animals don't hire lawyers." HS Thompson
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:12 PM
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14. Cat naps
I don't get enough of it.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:12 PM
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15. A bird...
Edited on Fri May-05-06 01:24 PM by DaveTheWave
...flying around and dumping on brand new Hummers would be cool.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:13 PM
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16. Goto the bathroom anywhere I want outside ...
and get praised for doing it, instead of the usual stares I get.
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:15 PM
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17. ...


I'm sorry...it was the first thing I thought of...:yoiks:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:15 PM
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18. like my dog
I'd like to be able to lick my





























um, paws.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:37 PM
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19. Is there an animal that can really heal from almost any injury?
It would be nice to have the pain go away.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:38 PM
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20. The ability to fly.
Is there anything else? :shrug:
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