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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:19 PM
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Is it bad if the idea of crapping in my ex's mailbox is really appealing?
Edited on Fri May-05-06 01:29 PM by ZombieNixon
This thread gave me bad ideas.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5115299

Especially this post: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5115299#5115324

I won't do it, of course...great to imagine, though. :evilgrin:
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:43 PM
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1. Revenge fantasies are wonderful things, Z
Visualize revenge. Then discard the notion.
If the people who have wronged me had an idea of the ways that I have envisioned payback, they'd have me arrested for thought crimes.}(
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 02:49 PM
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2. Well... it would certainly be... cleansing...
don't know how you would feel afterward, though. Maybe a bit dirty.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:47 PM
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12. Depending upon the amount of fiber consumed beforehand. n/t
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:47 PM
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30. Right. Right. Good point.
The browner the better.
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 02:55 PM
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3. Doo doo in the mailbox is just simply passe.
When you think ex, you really need to start thinking explosives. Nothing says FUCK YOU like an exploded car in smoldering ruins. And unlike dog doo in the mailbox, explosives announce to the entire neighborhood that your ex was such an evil person that somebody decided to blow her shit up!



Yes, I'm a pyromaniac, but I'm doing all right now:evilgrin:
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Maine-ah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 02:55 PM
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4. a friend of mine
Edited on Fri May-05-06 02:57 PM by Maine-ah
took the soon-to-be-ex's tooth brush and swished it around in the toilet bowl. And then emptied the cat box into one of his already packed bags.

LOL, what a freakin hoot.


oh BTW, fully warented, slept with another woman, and got pregnant, while she was pregnant with their kid. A couple of days later after finding out what he had done, she (my friend) miscarried.
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:17 PM
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5. See, this is another fine case where your friend needed to use explosives
Edited on Fri May-05-06 03:17 PM by MadHound
Nothing says "Hey, you're a two timing low down shithead of a slut" like a stick of dynamite hidden amongst the luggage:evilgrin:

God, I'm soooo going to have the BATF and Homeland Security showing up anytime now:scared:
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:20 PM
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6. That might be a federal offense or something
messing with mailboxes and all that. :)

Revenge fantasies are...I guess seductive is the best word...be careful and get your mind on something else soon even if you don't follow through with them they're one of those kinds of thoughts that can get stuck in your head and become distracting and after the initial smile they give you can start negatively affecting your mood.

At least that's been my experience.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:41 PM
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7. Ew
Yuck.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:42 PM
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8. I'm thinking maybe mailing a cat poop sandwich might be the better route.
A bit cleaner to be sure, if you wear gloves.

:evilgrin:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:43 PM
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9. How are you going to get cat shit
Fuck if you're going to go that far. Just go to zoo and get hippo shit then you'll have a shit sub.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:44 PM
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10. Well, I'll wait until I go home for the summer.
We've got two cats. :evilgrin:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:47 PM
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11. so a double cat shit sandwhich like a double cheese burger
Edited on Fri May-05-06 03:47 PM by JohnKleeb
put horseradish on there too, it has a strong odor.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:50 PM
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13. A double cat shit sandwich with horseradish...
sounds like her new boyfriend. I don't know if she needs another one. :evilgrin:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:51 PM
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14. You can never have too much
Edited on Fri May-05-06 03:52 PM by JohnKleeb
Well she'll enjoy the won't she?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:57 PM
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15. Presumably.
It might cheat on her, though. :shrug:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:58 PM
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16. with what?
a double dog shit sandwhich with mayo on it?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 03:59 PM
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17. Perhaps...
just maybe...:D
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:10 PM
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18. Nah.

I wouldn't even go to the trouble of putting dog poo in there.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:11 PM
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19. What about a double cat shit sandwich with horseradish?
:evilgrin:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:24 PM
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22. ewww
I'm glad I never pissed any of my exes off that much!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:25 PM
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23. Yeah, never do that.
"Double cat shit sandwich with horseradish" is now how I refer to her new boyfriend. :D It seems appropriate.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:26 PM
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24. Yeah but it's demeaning to horseradish
Horseradish is good with some meat.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:28 PM
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25. Yeah, but not with double cat shit.
:puke:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:32 PM
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27. true
yucko.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:34 PM
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29. Some people have no taste at all!

And some taste really really bad ~ like cat-shit. Nobodies gonna want to kiss her ever again cause she'll probably taste like cat-shit too pretty darned soon.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:20 PM
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20. Thinking about ex's is wasted energy when...
...you should be out looking and searching for the next ex ;-)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:23 PM
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21. Wow. You just made me think of something big.
Edited on Fri May-05-06 04:24 PM by ZombieNixon
I know why she went back to him now. She would often talk to me about getting back at him and hurting him, but she kept that up for so long that she couldn't stop thinking about him. Holy shit, why didn't I think of that before? :wow: x(

Thanks, dude...unwittingly perhaps, but you just helped my understand a bit more. :yourock:
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:31 PM
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26. You'll be alright and you'll do good my friend...
...a year or two from now you'll be saying "who?". Besides, you don't want your next girlfriend to hear "you" complain and be thinking about the one who was thinking and talking about her ex all the time. Wouldn't be fair would it? Go get a shower, get dressed up and go party tonight brother! :hi:
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Vidar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 04:33 PM
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28. Be careful of angle of deposit.
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