Bush v. Ah-nold, LBJ, and Hitler (funny)

One of my good friends was procrastinating the other day instead of studying and she came up with this rather astute group of political comparisons...

Political Comparisons:

Arnold Schwarzenegger vs George W Bush.
Arnold:
1) Famous secret govt father: Austrian gestapo officer
2) Difficulty with English: Cali-FOR-nia
3) Famous for speaking spanish: Hasta la vista, baby.
4) Failed business enterprise: Planet Hollywood
5) Carpetbagging/Job Switching: Austrian bodybuilder to Hollywood Real Estate to Hollywood Superstar
6) Entered office under uncommon circumstance: 2003 CA recall

George:
1) Famous secret govt father: Bonesman, Ambassador, CIA Director, President of the USA.
2) Difficulty with English: Nuke-u-ler, Internets
3) Famous for speaking spanish: Hola.
4) Failed business enterprise: countless oil companies
5) Carpetbagging/Job Switching: Connecticutt born Silver Spooner cum Texan-Man-of-the-people Cowboy Governor.
6) Entered office under uncommon circumstance: Democracy in Florida ends at 5PM.

George W Bush vs Lyndon B Johnson
George:
1) Commonly known as: GWB
2) From Texas
3) Speaks like a third grader
4) False pretense to war: WMDs
5) Not elected president by the people: 5 out of 9 Supreme Court Justices approve. That's good enough for me.
6) Left in the dark President with a really smart Vice President.

Lyndon:
1) Commenly known as: LBJ
2) From Texas
3) Speaks like a third grader
4) False pretense to war: Gulf of Tonkin incident
5) Not elected president by the people: Succeedanium (oooh, national spelling bee word) to JFK after JFK was blown away.
6) Left in the dark Vice President becomes left in the dark President.

George W Bush vs Adolph Hitler
George:
1) Very ideological
2) Republican ideals of white power
3) Likes to invade countries that do not meet US standards of democracy and freedom.
4) Unable to create a coalition to successfully wage war.
5) Does not like diplomacy.
6) Speaks well when using simple words and logic. "The terrorists hate us because we like freedom." Oh, and uses a whispering method to relay this message.
7) World hates him.
Does not listen to military planners and generals. Main cause of military setbacks.
9) Annihilated fellow Republican John McCain in the 2000 GOP primaries by insinuating McCain abandoned Vietnam Veterans. In political calling polls, asked pollees "if you knew McCain had fathered illegitimate children with Vietnamese women, would you be willing to vote for him?" Criticized McCain for adopting a black child.
10) Carpertbagging/Job switching: see above.
11) Looks like a monkey.

Adolph:
1) Very ideological
2) Nazi ideals of white power.
3) Likes to invade countries that do not meet Nazi standards of aryan-ness.
4) Unable to create a coaltion strong enough to successfully take over the world.
5) Diplomacy? What's that? Oh, like when we made a pact with Soviet Union not to invade Poland and invade it anyways? (First of all, what kind of times were they living in? What country goes "oh, btw, we signed this deal that says we won't invade this country." If i was that country, i'd be like 'wtf? So before this pact, you actually wanted to invade us.')
6) Very good speaker. Likes to yell. Not whisper.
7) World hates him.
Does not listen to military planners and generals. Main cause of military setbacks/loss of WW2.
9) Eliminates poltical opponents by having them killed. Even killed childhood friend and Nazi loyalist. Killed childhood friends and family members who may have known he had a part-Jewish linneage.
10) Carpetbagging/job swtiching: Austrian son of a Jewish dentist, fledling artist cum German Fuhrer.
11) Looks like Charlie Chaplin who often acts like a monkey.

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:)

It got me through college. ;)