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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:18 AM
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Ask Beware the Beast Man.
What would you like to know? I have the answer.

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Iniquitous Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:19 AM
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1. What's the legalities in ...
Edited on Tue May-09-06 11:20 AM by Iniquitous Bunny
Jamaica related to ganja?
Just curious. No particular reason.




:yoiks:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:22 AM
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3. It is not legal, however readily available, mon.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:21 AM
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2. How much kudzu would I need to make my own prom dress?
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:22 AM
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5. 2 bushels.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:22 AM
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4. What should I cook for dinner tonight?
I got nothing.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:23 AM
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6. a cat.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:24 AM
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7. Damn. I don't have one.
But I'm sure there are some outdoor cats here somewhere.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:27 AM
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8. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:29 AM
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9. Yes, and he teabagged my sofa.
:cry:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:32 AM
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11. Sorta like the time
I made a gladiator helmet on your face with my junk?

Oh, shit, you were sleeping then, I forgot.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 12:17 PM
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17. OMG
:spray:
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greekspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 06:41 PM
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46. I thought Mr. Nilbog at the Fudge Palace didn't allow teabagging
?
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:32 AM
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10. what kind of band should I form and what should I call it?
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:36 AM
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12. death reggae- call it Jack Tripper.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:38 AM
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13. What type of hairstyle should I go with, next time I get a cut?
I simply must know...
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:46 AM
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14. A devilock.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 11:52 AM
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15. Whoa. That's hard core.
I'll keep it mind...
:rofl:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:20 PM
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26. Speaking of that....
Am I demon? I need to know.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:42 PM
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27. Am I beast or am I human?
Am I just like you?


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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:47 PM
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29. You tell me.
This is the "Ask BtBM" thread.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 06:11 PM
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44. I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch.
you better think about it, baby.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 12:15 PM
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16. In the film "Monster Zero" ...
what were the names of the two astronauts that when to Planet X? Not their real names, but their names in the film.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:03 PM
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21. William Scopes and Bobby Steeps.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 12:18 PM
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18. Do I look fat in these jeans?
:shrug:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:04 PM
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22. No. You look fat in that top.
j/k :P

That's the universal most hated question, BTW. When Cathyclysmic asks me if she looks fat in something, I always say "yes." It's our little joke, I hope.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:07 PM
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24. I knew it was a nasty question
that's why I asked it! :P
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:00 PM
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19. Does jumanji play the game Jenga?


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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:03 PM
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20. Bratwurst.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:04 PM
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23. Will the new Scott Walker disc be any good?
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:13 PM
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25. Yes, especially when served with a rice dish.
:shrug:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:43 PM
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28. Do I care about other people too much?
Should I be more selfish? :shrug:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:55 PM
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30. Yes and yes.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:55 PM
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31. Right. Obnoxious assholery, here I come.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:58 PM
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32. DELETE
Edited on Tue May-09-06 02:48 PM by meegbear
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 01:58 PM
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33. Which 80s thrash band kicked the most ass of these choices:
Anthrax
Slayer
Napalm Death
Exodus
Annihilator
D.R.I.
The Accused
Metallica
Megadeth
Coroner
Kreator
Sadus
Forced Entry
Agnostic Front
Forbidden
Testament
Dark Angel
Overkill
M.O.D.
S.O.D.
Cro Mags
Ludichrist
Death Angel
D.B.C.
Suicidal Tendencies
Heathen
Vio-Lence
Flotsam & Jetsam
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:12 PM
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35. Damn, you're taking me back!
I can't pick just one, so here's my rundown;

Anthrax- what the kids whose parents wouldn't let them listen to other metal listened to.
Slayer- fuckin' Slayer rules! Reign in Blood is a classic. Best metal album of all time.
Napalm Death- grindcore, really. If you're in a band with overtly political lyrics- anunciate them.
Exodus- awesome band. Paul Baloff, RIP.
Annihilator- not terribly familiar with them.
D.R.I.- great stuff. Lost focus after the Crossover album, though.
The Accused- Splatter Rock! Loved the Accused, as well as Tommy's later project Gruntruck.
Metallica- should have broken up after Cliff's death.
Megadeth- first concert ever. They blew ass.
Coroner- decent, if I remember.
Kreator- they win for most ridiculous group photo on the back cover of Pleasure to Kill.
Sadus- not familair with them, either.
Forced Entry- see above.
Agnostic Front- I'd say more hardcore than thrash. Victim in Pain was their best.
Forbidden- not too familair with them.
Testament- they should have been at a similar level of success along with Megadeth and Metallica, but sadly weren't. Alex Skolnik now heads a jazz combo.
Dark Angel- cool band. Gene Hoglan was a big guy.
Overkill- Saw them three times. Met them once, Very nice guys.
M.O.D.- blew. Billy Milano is a racist, homophopic piece of shit.
S.O.D.- with that said, Speak English or Die was a classic.
Cro Mags- I couldn't get into these guys. Still, a Hare Krishna thrash band is a cool concept in my book.
Ludichrist- fuckin' a- I got Immaculate Deception for $2 out of a cutout bin. Worth every penny.
Death Angel- put on a hell of a show. The drummer was, like, 12 when I saw them.
D.B.C.- not too familiar with them. Weren't they like a "smart metal" band?
Suicidal Tendencies- first album was a gem. Everything after that, not so much.
Heathen- cool Sweet cover.
Vio-Lence- not too familiar.
Flotsam & Jetsam- never got into them. Their greatest contribution to metal was watching their bass player land the gig of a lifetime.

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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 03:19 PM
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39. My take:
Anthrax: Nearly everything they did during the Belladonna years was the shiznit. John Bush arrives: Meh. Turned them into Armored Anthrax. His voice simply didn't fit.
Slayer: I mean. . . they're Slayer. Is there anything else to say after that? COME on. Took a picture with Kerry King in Lorain. Really nice guy. Snake collector. Seeing them in June.
Napalm Death: Was into them when all my friends were going "aw man, that's shit". Still dig em. "The Silence is Deafening" is a great song and they're hardcore Bush & Blair haters.
Exodus: Saw them with Bailoff and Zetro. Of course they ruled the club both times. Fabulous Disaster tour in 89 with Forbidden - HUGE pit, killer tunes.
Annihilator: Alice in Hell had it's moments, but other than that, MEH. Randy Rampage should have stayed in D.O.A.. He looks like Ric Flair in his NWA years.
D.R.I.: One of my all time favorites. Sadly, Spike has been diagnosed with colon cancer. Hope he gets better.
The Accused: Martha Splatterhead. Seattle crossover. GOTTA dig it.
Metallica: Cliff years killed. Justice: still stellar. Then they had to go and release Smell the Glove. The end. All they've made since then are mullet prom anthems.
Megadeth: Peace Sells and Rust In Peace were really their only two good albums. But DAMN I love Peace Sells. Never saw them live. My friends smoked weed with Mustaine in 86.
Coroner: Seek this band out. Swiss techno-thrash from the late 80s. Mental Vortex and No More Color were their good ones.
Kreator: Meh
Sadus: Good fast Bay Area thrash.
Forced Entry: Seattle thrash way ahead of it's time. Blueprint for many of today's mathcore groups.
Agnostic Front: Great band, great songs.
Forbidden: Two great underrated albums in Twisted Into Form and Forbidden Evil.
Testament: Yes, they SHOULD have had the success Metallica and Anthrax did.
Dark Angel: Hoglan. That's all you need to know. A huge legend. Saw him with Strapping Young Lad twice. Seems like he gets better every year.
Overkill: They were good every third album.
M.O.D.: I liked 'em, even though their lyrics weren't that good on the first album.
S.O.D.: CLASSIC. Live, there ain't no stopping them.
Cro Mags: This is one band I wish I would have seen at their peak. SO mad I didn't go to the Age of Quarrel shows. Loved that album.
Ludichrist: Immaculate Deception to this day remains a metalcore classic. Fast as hell. The drummer has posted old vids of them on youtube.
Death Angel: Great band up until Act III, then they sucked.
D.B.C.: Canadian band who released Universe, one of the most underrated and ahead of it's time albums of that genre.
Suicidal Tendencies: I liked their first two albums and everything after that SUUUUUUCKED.
Heathen: Meh.
Vio-Lence: Great thrash, even better live act. Rob Flynn and Phil Demmell are now in Machine Head.
Flotsam & Jetsam: MEH. Grey matter band who sucked live.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:09 PM
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34. How much will my kid's prom pictures ACTUALLY cost
beyond the 'minor' sitting fee advertised? :shrug:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:12 PM
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36. You'll find out when they send the proofs.
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:31 PM
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37. Oh, piss
x(
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 02:48 PM
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38. When and how did God die?
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 03:23 PM
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40. I think he's just chillin' out in the multi-verse making sure that the
multiversal shit doesn't hit the multi-versal fan.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 06:11 PM
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43. He didn't. He reunited with Cream in 2005.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 04:18 PM
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41. What is...
...the meaning of life?
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 06:10 PM
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42. 58.
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greekspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 06:37 PM
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45. Why did I look at your thread title and see "Ask Beware the BREAST man?"
Freudian sinapse slip?
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kiraboo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-09-06 06:50 PM
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47. Beast Man! Will he ever return to me???
And what will he be carrying?
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