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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 12:37 AM
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Move over Liger, Grolar Bear discovered:
Edited on Fri May-12-06 12:42 AM by originalpckelly
I just saw this on Wikipedia, but many of you probably caught it on the Colbert Report's Threat Down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly-polar_bear_hybrid

I wonder how Napoleon will feel about this discovery? <- Yes I understand Napoleon Dynamite was a fake character, GOSH!

Of course they had to kill it!

I can hear it now:
"Hey, wud do yu thynk et is?

I don' know, let's kill it."
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 12:45 AM
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1. Depends...
Was it bred for its skills in magic?
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 12:48 AM
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2. No...
It was bred by Coca-Cola to push Coke for Christmas in July. It has special marketing powers.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 08:08 AM
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8. Magic power #1
it made CBC play Barry White on the national radio news
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 01:38 AM
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3. Well of course they had to shoot it...
... can you imagine the size of pick-e-nick baskets that thing could have made off with.

Let that be a warning, bears!
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 01:42 AM
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4. Somebody want to explain to me . . .
Edited on Fri May-12-06 01:43 AM by Brigid
Why they shot that poor bear, really? Aren't most species on the endangered species list?
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:18 AM
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5. if it moves -- shoot it.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 08:05 AM
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7. Polar bears aren't
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 02:33 PM
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9. I mean think about it...
this thing is a one of a kind specimen. And they just killed it.

This "species" is definitely endangered.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:52 AM
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6. LUCKY!!!!
I wonder if they had to use their Rex Kwon Do skills to subdue it first. :P Maybe they ate their dang quesadillas to give them strength...... :)
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 02:34 PM
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10. why not a Pizzly Bear?
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 03:14 PM
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12. damn it you beat me to it. I like Pizzly better. way better.:)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 02:46 PM
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11. "Zoologists are still theorizing how the hybrid came into being..."
Um, I have a pretty good idea... :dunce:
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