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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:41 AM
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OMG, I can't reprieve people who are still beating ocelots!
Edited on Fri May-12-06 06:42 AM by Random_Australian
"OH NO" the Lounge exclaims "That's terrible!"
Finally the Lounge looks up and says "If that guy puts that joke in here, I WILL kill him."

Should this be brought to the attention of Animal Cruelty Prevention Personages Sometimes Semi-local International?

I can't reprieve them because I have no contact with them, if they exist.

But just say they existed.... then.....

Edit: I LIKE PARSLEY!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:42 AM
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1. I have bees in my head
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:44 AM
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2. It is better than rabid badgers eating your elbows.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:47 AM
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4. What do you have against badgers?
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:55 AM
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7. His friend never takes of his "M for Michigan" shirt, and that gives
some bad mental images when you see that M.

Know what I mean?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:00 AM
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13. eeek, the maize and blue....
:hide:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:04 AM
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15. What? Is that a blowfly eating your left nostril? No? Ok.
Wow. Tired.

Explain, in ten words or less, what "MOOO MOO ME NOT COW!" doesn't mean to an ocelot.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:45 AM
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3. Mmmmm dupalicious!
Edited on Fri May-12-06 06:45 AM by Random_Australian
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:48 AM
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5. Your train of thought is fascinating, R_A.
:D
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:56 AM
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8. Train? I use ocelot-drawn sleigh.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:08 AM
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17. I see. We seem to do things differently, you and I.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:11 AM
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18. Uh-huh. You raost your ocelot whereas I bake. Simple.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:12 AM
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20. I actually saute mine, but that's okay.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:23 AM
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21. I was talking about the parsley method. When you saute I braise.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:25 AM
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22. Maybe I don't like parsley.
Edited on Fri May-12-06 07:25 AM by mutley_r_us
And maybe I can't spell, either. :P
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:52 AM
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23. Of course, thus the sauté. Goodnight.
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:50 AM
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6. Good grief, Ocelots?
And, Italian parsley, please!
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:57 AM
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10. Ocelots baked with Italian Parsley? Sounds good I'll certainly try it.
:9
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:00 AM
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12. Did I say you could eat the Ocelot?
No, I'm just trying to get you to stop talking about regular parsley.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:01 AM
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14. Then why choose Italian? It's way too leaf-dry. It sucks.
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:08 AM
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16. We're at an impasse
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:12 AM
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19. Better to be at an impasse than to have a fire burn your shoes down.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:56 AM
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9. Don't you dare!
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 06:57 AM
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11. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is sooooo awesome!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:55 AM
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24. Pussies should not be beaten!

They need love.
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-12-06 07:35 PM
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25. What?
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