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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 08:46 AM
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Whats the dumbest thing you ever seen posted on a vehicle?
I saw a pickup truck yesterday with this written on the back window
" One nation under GOD if you don't like it fock off" (exact spelling)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 08:52 AM
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1. Squeee!! I think somebody's been Meeting the Fockers family too much!
:D
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 10:34 AM
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2. now that's a real christian sentiment
:sarcasm:
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 10:41 AM
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3. I've seen a few.
I saw one pick up with a sticker than read, "It ain't music if it ain't country." The sticker immediately to its right was a confederate flag.

I saw another pick up with one that read, "Annoy a liberal. Work hard and be happy." :puke:

The worst was one that had something about Christians being right and going to heaven and everyone else going to hell. It had an arrow pointing down indicating where people like me are supposedly headed. :eyes:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:07 PM
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33. Well, one of those is easy enough to come back against.
Put "Annoy a conservative--think for yourself" on your car.

:evilgrin:
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 10:44 AM
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4. "ignore the car--my real treasure's in heaven" ...on a BMW !!!!
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:31 PM
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6. I love it when people with massive treasure here
make that claim.

So far I have not seen anything more stupid that a Bush/Cheney '04 sticker.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:52 PM
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19. That just means his old MG died a few years back
Edited on Sun May-14-06 02:52 PM by jpgray
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:21 PM
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36. Saw one just like that on an H2 once
It had a vanity plate that said "Pastors", as well.
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:19 PM
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5. There's one where I work
Edited on Sun May-14-06 12:19 PM by alarimer
that says: "Ditch the bitch, let's go hunting" or maybe it was fishing. This was on a big old pickup truck. And I know they guy a little- complete redneck. Don't know if he is an asshole but the sentiment in that sticker would appear to point that way.

duh, it would help if I spelled it correctly.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 12:45 PM
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7. the Man + Woman = Marriage one.




:eyes: :puke:
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SparklyJr Donating Member (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 01:19 PM
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8. I thought this was pretty stupid...


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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 01:56 PM
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11. That's gotta be the dumbest one n/m
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:31 PM
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15. As if
Oh... and welcome to DU. :hi:
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SparklyJr Donating Member (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:00 PM
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20. thank youuuu :) n/m
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:37 PM
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27. That one is pretty tough to beat, I gotta agree.
I LOVE the small type--"republicangear.com"

:rofl:
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 01:21 PM
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9. W - 04
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 01:26 PM
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10. Those female silhouette mud guards.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:23 PM
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12. a "W" wastika
is about as stupid as anything could be
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:25 PM
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13. On the same car (a little Saturn sedan)
"I'm pro-choice and I vote!" and "Bush/Cheney '04" :wtf:
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 08:10 AM
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51. Maybe a married couple?
You know...the ones that cancel out each others' votes, and they decided to strike a compromise in the back window? One of each? That is definitely schizophrenic looking, though. :wtf:
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:26 PM
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14. "Before you were in the womb, I knew you - God."
I hate it when people preface their opinions with "God says..." or "God wants..." or "God this..." or "God that..."

These people are claiming of course to be God. I don't happen to believe in God, but if I did, I would object to people thus announcing, "God is an asshole."
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:35 PM
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16. Trucknutz
www.trucknutz.com


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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:38 PM
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28. Can the owner be sued for BLATANTLY false adverising?
Edited on Sun May-14-06 04:39 PM by blondeatlast
Not to mention, he's also as dumb as his truck, obviously.
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UncleSepp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:40 PM
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29. Dunno, I kinda think they're funny
To me, it seems like an acknowledgment of the "big vehicle substitutes for small genitalia" joke. It would be hilarious I think to hang a set of them from the back of, oh, a Prius or a Mini Cooper. :-)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:22 PM
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37. Or a scooter, or a moped
I'd do that if I owned either of those
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UncleSepp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 04:35 AM
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39. LOL I would LOVE to see that!
Painted shiny brassy too!
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Kickin_Donkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 05:14 AM
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43. I actually saw those on a pickup the other day ...
in the Central Valley about 50 miles north of Sacramento. :shrug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:35 PM
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17. Other than that Phelpsian van
that's covered in homophobic hatred?

Probably "GOD said it, I believe it, THAT settles it."

I want to make up one to stick alongside that one and others like it. Something like, "Caution: Driver's mind is as narrow as it appears."

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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 02:46 PM
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18. "America Bless God" drives me crazy, and I'm a hard atheist n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:41 PM
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30. I despise that one, and I suspect the owners are in for
a shock related to their arrogance, if the big G is real.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:03 PM
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21. "Boycott Jane Fonda, commie traitor bitch" wins the dumb prize
some people can't let go of things
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 07:14 AM
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47. A few years back...
Jane Fonda & Robert DeNiro filmed "Stanley & Iris" here in Connecticut. A bunch of people got bumper stickers that said "I'm not Fonda Hanoi Jane"

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AccessGranted Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:10 PM
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22. WEBCHLN
WEBCHLN = We be chillin'. It was on the license plate of an old restored Fleetwood. I was in the Bronx near the Bronx River Parkway and it stopped next to me at a light. There had to be about 15 young guys packed into it and they had radio going fullblast and were all rapping and talking loud and laughing. They must have seen me looking at them and rolled down the window and this huge puff of marijuana smoke wafted out of the car. It was summer and it had to be hot as hell in there even if they had on air condition, but I guess they had the windows up to keep the weed smoke in. One of the guys in the back seat rolled down the window and reached out and tried to hand me a lit marijuana joint and I shook my head no thank you and smiled. As they sped away in a haze of smoke and blaring rap music, one of them yelled out, "Peace in the Middle East!". This was a quite a while ago. It was actually kind of funny. Ah, the good old days. LOL.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:14 PM
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23. I saw one yesterday that said "automatic drums have no soul"
Well, I'm not sure what an automatic drum is but I assume it has something to do with music and maybe this guy lost his job as a drummer?
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:05 PM
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32. Drum machines, I would assume.
Yeah, they're pretty soulless.

:D
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:24 PM
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38. But a lot less tempramental (and more reliable) than real drummers
Q: what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: homeless.
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 03:17 PM
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24. Not a sticker but
it's really not a brilliant idea to have a small flag on your car at all times. It's fine to do for a parade where you travel slowly and it's a one time thing but all these cars with little flags on antennas or otherwise mounted whipping in the wind really just shows lack of foresight and disrespect for the flag.

A pet peeve of mine it when people hang over flags that should be properly disposed of due to extreme fading or rips. And guess what happens to a little flag after you drive down the highway at 60mph once or twice? It shreds it!

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RayOfHope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:34 PM
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25. "Welder by Trade, Christian by Choice"
??? Yeah, I can see how welding and Christianity go together.

I've seen a car around town that I call the "Jesus-mobile". It has "Jesus is Risen" in 12 inch vinyl letters down both sides, and a bunch of Christian bumper stickers, even the obligatory 'In case of rapture....' ones.

The most repulsive sticker I've seen was on the tailgate of a truck. Its a big square magnetic sticker that says "Give War A Chance, To Die for the Corps is to Live Forever". Yuck.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 04:36 PM
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26. This was apparently on the back window of someone's truck.


:eyes:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:08 PM
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34. Can't have those liberals fixin' things.
Why does it always seem to be that the conservatives create all the problems in this world and we have to fix them?

:eyes:
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B3Nut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 09:02 AM
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58. I've seen those...
"Democrat Conventions"?
"Union Rallys"?

Jeepers, if you're going to engage in hatred, can you at least observe proper grammar?

Todd in Beerbratistan
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:01 PM
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31. "Left is theft" (apparently referring to taxes) and
"Kids need to pray" next to a graphic of a mortarboard and diploma.
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:09 PM
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35. Okay, so let them pray to Krishna.
"Hare Krishna!"

:evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 04:46 AM
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40. Have you Hugged your CHOICE Today??
and then, really small: of course not...it's a child, not a choice.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 04:55 AM
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41. How Christian of them
But then I'm getting used to that. :eyes:
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Kickin_Donkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 05:10 AM
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42. Bush 04
nt
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Robbie Michaels Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 06:12 AM
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44. How about...
"Harder than your husband." I saw that sticker on the side of an old VW van when I was attending community college. You know that sticker's tacky when you've only seen it once.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 06:43 AM
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45. "If I knew then what I know now I would have picked my own cotten"
No, really. Pickup in Albany, GA. The day I moved there.

Worst four years of my life!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 07:15 AM
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48. What is that supposed to mean?
I realize that slaves used to pick cotten... but, I don't get it?
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 08:14 AM
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52. I think ...
it means, that if they'd realized that THOSE people would want to get so "uppity"-- you know wanting equal rights, and voting, and a living wage and all, they'd never have brought them here in the first place.

Or something. Never mind that it was their 2nd or 3rd great grandfathers doing it.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 08:15 AM
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53. Ah, I see
Edited on Tue May-16-06 08:16 AM by NewJeffCT
asshat

(the person with the bumper sticker - not you)

nice quote in your sig line, by the way.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 08:55 AM
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55. Thanks!
I saw it on a bumper sticker the other day, and it was too good not to use!
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 08:44 AM
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54. It means they would not have brought slaves over from Africa.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 07:11 AM
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46. "God Made Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve"
I actually saw that moronic sentiment on a bumper sticker.
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Left_Winger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 07:28 AM
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49. Where I live it's this
A confederate flag with the statement: Heritage not Hate.

Some people just do not have a clue.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 07:30 AM
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50. "Discourage Inbreeding - Ban Country Music" - seen this morning on a
Honda CRX w/ NY plates.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 08:56 AM
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56. I see them alot, but I REALLY hate this one:

It always ticks me off. Quite often, the car is being driven by a man, and quite often the man is hugely unattractive (for numerous reasons).
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-16-06 08:58 AM
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57. "If you can read this, thank the doctor who didn't abort you"
For real.

I'm only up to the B's, since I have to thank every doctor in the world.
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