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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:06 PM
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My *grandmother* just asked me why lesbians "who don't want to have sex
with men" will strap on dildos and "make love to each other like men."

:o

Happy Mother's Day, everyone.
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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:07 PM
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1. hahahahahaha
Is there wine involved in your Mother's Day celebration?
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:10 PM
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11. This is on the phone.
We were discussing her lesbian cousin's lifelong partnership, which is very sweet, but then she just started in with "but what I don't understand...and I think you can answer this because nothing shocks you..."

(I answered similarly to a suggestion downthread -- that the sensation could be pleasurable regardless, but if you aren't attracted to men, you wouldn't want to do it with a man. I was *thisclose* to giving a pegging analogy, but decided against it.)
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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:12 PM
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That's hilarious/awesome.
My grandma would NEVER have said something like that. Well, maybe later when she got Alzheimer's...
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:07 PM
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2. Hahahaha, awesome.
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:07 PM
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3. Tell grandma that it's not the phallus that matters...
It's who wields it. :evilgrin:
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:07 PM
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4. HAHAHAHA
Grandmas!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:08 PM
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5. Check, please.
:D
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:08 PM
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6. oh my
:wow:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:09 PM
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7. LOL!
Granny rocks. :thumbsup:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:09 PM
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8. Well?
What was your answer?
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:11 PM
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13. See above.
:scared:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:10 PM
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9. I'd die if I heard my grandmother say "dildo"
Of course, both my grandmothers are dead but should they choose to haunt me I'd hope they'd not ask about lesbians' choices of sex toys. :hide:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:10 PM
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10. I know a grandma like that
Sure does spice up the holidays. :hi:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:11 PM
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12. How does grandma know about these kinds of things?
:shrug:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:12 PM
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14. My brother brought his room mate to thanksgiving dinner a couple of years
ago. My grandmother gave him a christmas card with an oiled up stud on the front with some salacious message about 'unwrapping gifts' inside.

Took us about a day to figure out the wire-crossing.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:16 PM
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15. ...
:spray:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:08 AM
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16. Maybe Grammy was just asking for pointers.
:o
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:50 AM
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20. If Grammy was asking for pointers, she would have just asked for pointers.
:o
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:11 AM
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17. Bwahahahahaha
You've got to give her a lot of credit for asking though. Good to hear that she still has an inquiring mind at her age. Still wants to be enlightened, informed. Go granny!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:16 AM
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18. If my grandmother ever said that I'd faint
then laugh my ass off.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:43 AM
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19. hmmm
you have to remember that grandmothers now were younger women in the 1960s. That might account for it. It's not like women their age never thought about sex. ;)


that's very funny, nonetheless. Good for "grandma" for being upfront, if somewhat uninformed.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:51 AM
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21. Hm...she was born in 1927, so yeah, she would have been in her 30s
through most of the 60s.

What possessed her to ask me this question, I don't know.
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