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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:41 PM
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"I need to return this vibrator"
I actually heard this exchange at the drug store....

It was all I could do to not burst out laughing right in front of her!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:42 PM
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1. Was it
Edited on Sun May-14-06 05:42 PM by Ptah
chipping her teeth?

:shrug:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:42 PM
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2. Sounds like a line out of Sex in the City
I would have laughed, I'm sure.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:43 PM
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3. http://www.goodvibes.com
You will never return their products. Ever. :evilgrin:
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:54 PM
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4. Ewwww
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 05:56 PM
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5. Well, at least it wasn't
"I ee oo eeur ih iraor."
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:10 PM
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6. Oh my.

Didn't it have enough variable speeds?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:17 PM
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7. She's just trying to upgrade to one of these
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-fucksall-fucking-adapter_438.html
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:28 PM
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8. Locking, posters having too much fun again!
:)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-14-06 07:29 PM
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9. And if she's anti-gay, she can then do her part and try to convert me!
Edited on Sun May-14-06 07:32 PM by HypnoToad
it's cheaper and truer to their cause than trying to exterminate us!
:rofl:
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