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Thought I'd post again, for anyoone who missed it the first time.
THE BUSHY MAN (Sung to the tune of “The Candy Man”)
VERSE 1:
Who can call his daddy, to keep out of Nam? Join the Texas Air Guard And spend one year on the lam?
The Bushy Man. Oh, the Bushy Man can. The Bushy man can ‘cause he mixes it with bull And makes his lies sound true.
VERSE 2:
Who can run for pres’dent, lose by half a mil? Take the guy who won to court, and get the White House still?
The Bushy Man. Oh, the Bushy Man can. The Bushy man can ‘cause he mixes it with bull And makes his lies sound true.
BRIDGE:
The Bushy Man lied, U.S. soldiers died. Still, nobody will impeach him. Democrats—how do you reach them? Didn’t that election teach them?
VERSE 3:
Who can sniff white powder, up into his nose? Get mixed up with Enron, and still smell just like a rose?
The Bushy Man. Oh, the Bushy Man can. The Bushy man can ‘cause he mixes it with bull And makes his lies sound true.
(REPEAT BRIDGE)
VERSE 4:
Who can cow reporters? Open tax loopholes? Never get Bin Laden, but still rate high in the polls?
The Bushy Man. Oh, the Bushy Man can. The Bushy man can ‘cause he mixes it with bull And makes his lies sound true.
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