I just discovered I'm a genius

I rhymed orange. Check this out:
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"poor Ange"

That rhymes the FUCK out of orange. Tell your lit teacher from ninth grade that she's a twit.

MORE ANGE!

More Ange, that she's SORE ANGE,

and her lawyers contact you.

Bore Ange

you could always tell her "Floor, Ange".

DOOR ANGE :D

to stop with the gymnastics so I could get my damn sleep. Then she would be real pissy, because it's well enough for HER not to be in the mood, but ME? Oh NO. She'd then tell me to sleep on the couch, and I'd tell her to go to hell because it's my house real defiant and manly-like, and then I'd wake up with a stiff neck from sleeping on my ugly couch.

THE END

Gaffer--Wonk
Cast--jpgray's overactive time-wasting abilities
Ghost Writer--NSMA
Assistant to Ms. NSMA--SOteric

(jpsleepnow)

:D g'nite

Well, or I might just go to bed instead.

literary diet either.

is a ghost writer :D

n/t

who was that guy that just endorsed that other guy?

you say... "Gore, Ange."

...but there two positives never make a negative in English, just look at her and say, "Yeah, right."

and you had that part time job at the corner store, Ange, and I swore, Ange, that it was you I would always adore, Ange?

Well, I'm off to Singapore, Ange, forevermore, Ange. Of you I implore, Ange, please don't be heartsore, Ange.

http://www.rhymer.com/

Besides, that's not how you pronounce orange (arrnge)

Wrote this years back when my brain still sometimes functioned:

Rhymes with Orange

I pace up and down the hall
Bounce myself off every wall
Search the back rooms of my mind
Hoping someday that I’ll find
A word that rhymes with orange.

Search from sea to shining sea
Look in the OED
Read every arcane poet
Thinking one will surely know it:
A word that rhymes with orange.

Scan the sonnets of the Bard
Damn! I’m working much too hard.
Quiz strangers on vocabulary
Ask at the local constabulary
For a word that rhymes with orange.

Go to a bar for a dram
There’s a poetry slam
But no one from Gen X
Knows a thing about anything but sex
And certainly not a word that rhymes with orange.

I confess I’m losing hope
I’ve written to the Pope
He speaks every tongue
Surely in at least one
There’s a word that rhymes with orange.