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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-03 12:44 AM
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Poll question: How will Paris and Nicole be punished for sneaking out and kissing boys?

Albert laid down the rules last week: curfew at ten and check before taking the "vehicle."

On tomorrow night's The Simple Life, the girls are going to sneak out to the local disco and kiss boys.

Paris is going to dance very badly while looking herself in the mirror and semi-humping a stainless steel pole.

Albert has already had one talk with the girls about how changing the sign at Sonic to say "Salty Anal Weiners." This is the second job they got fired from after one day. And they never do their chores.

What will happen next?
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-03 12:47 AM
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1. A spanking?
I don't know. Who the heck are these people? :shrug:
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oustemnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-03 12:50 AM
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3. ah, dammit, a step too quick for me
the question now is, who to best administer said bun-warmer?
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POed_Ex_Repub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-03 12:48 AM
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2. Hmm... well.. .GW is in office...
She's rich, the rules don't apply to her. :silly:
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DuctapeFatwa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-03 07:32 PM
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4. Kick so East Coast can get their votes in before show time
:party:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-10-03 07:41 PM
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5. They sound like obnoxious little shits
Out to the woodshed with the beltstrap with them
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