The horror! The HORROR! Argh... - Democratic Underground

onager

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Fri May-19-06 12:35 PM
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The horror! The HORROR! Argh...

It Came From The 1971 Sears Catalog

http://www.aperfectworld.org/sears.htm

Do not drink while viewing this site, or you WILL need a new keyboard. I was laughing out loud...

Jennifer Gentry, age 5. 1908 Blake Dr.: One day, Pooh Bear, they are going to be sorry for making fun of me and hurting my feelings. Especially, Kevin. He's going to be really, really sorry. They will all be sorry for laughing at me because I'm going to get a gun and blow their arms, legs and heads off. And then I'll take a kitchen knife and cut their hearts out and stuff them down their throats so that they can't laugh at me anymore. Their blood will run all over the place. Our classroom will be the same color as this Fiesta Cranberry, woven-look, Looped Pile rug with a skid resistant waffle rubber back. Yes, they will all pay with their lives. Except for Matt Rogers. I like him. He's cute and says funny things.

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texanwitch

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Fri May-19-06 01:11 PM
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1. Thanks for posting this, I haven't seen this website in a long time.

It is great, might want to put on your sun glasses.

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