Real Source of Global Warming Found:

In a astounding discovery, scientists now believe Washington, D.C. politicians to be the source of global climate change. "Hot air seems to be the cause, the profound quantities of hot air produced by politicians is definitely the source of rising temperatures. We had a Senator in here, and we hooked him up to this emissions testing equipment over here. He produced the hottest CO2 our laboratory has ever witnessed. Keep in mind we have tested thousands of individuals, so it is not like we don't know what is abnormal. To test whether or not we were witnessing a freak of nature, we invited a few more Senators to come in, and boy o' boy you wouldn't believe it. Their emissions were actually so hot, they melted the equipment. It now appears the first Senator we tested was on the cool side. There is some sort of weird phenomenon that allows these Senators to produce such hot air, yet not burn themselves. It appears they have some sort of Teflon (tm) coating in their mouths. Odd, indeed." Said one researcher of the findings.

"It remains to be seen how hot the air other Washington, D.C. politicians is, but from these results we expect it to be dramatically hotter." The scientist added.

Unless you know what temps you'll be facing beforehand.


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