Try this...find your new name...

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget
e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Wow, I'm flattered. :D

Loopy Cootiebiscuits. :-)

Snotty Bubble Nose

wah... can I change my name to Cthulhu instead?

I can't stand it. That's exactly what Mrs. Robb calls me. ;)

my name is Zippy Pizza Chunks

What kind of cruel joke is that?

:shrug:

I like it, I like it!
on my way now to do the name change thing down at the court house . . . :)

O', the proud history of the Applefanny family is a long and noble one.

... what the hey?

:D

:silly:
DemEx

My wife would be Tootie Bubblebrain (maiden name)

Sean Hannity - Poopsie Applechunks

You think the cosmos is trying to tell me something? B-)

a result of the green apple splatters?

neat

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:(

Zippy Chicken Fanny

reporting in.

You sure this isn't the what's you're pornstar name thing?

Thats not too bad either :D

is there even such a thing as girdlepants? And if so, I don't want to know how they became crusty!!

Reporting for duty.

*salutes*

:D

Love it! :bounce:

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in addition to being dead.

As for me, I'm Lumpy Cootiebrain, checking in...

It works for me...

Boobie Gizzardlips! Perfect!

Zippy Cootie Tush

yikes...anything with "cootie" in it I will definetly stay away from....

gross!

nice...

:(:

That's pure evil.

I like shrubs new name .... more appropriate in some way :-)

make that Oprah GirdleCHUNKS. This code name stuff is tricky.

LOL...seen this before...somehow it never gets old.
Duckie

n/t