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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:29 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the kudzu!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:31 AM
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1. I have a different answer, my dear KW!
Because he wanted to be nearer the beefcake!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:32 AM
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2. Or the cupcakes.
It depends on your point of view. :spray::rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 02:04 AM
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9. Your cupcakes are dry and tasteless
:P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 02:04 AM
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10. No, mine are moist and delicious and everybody wants a taste of them!
:9

:7
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:32 AM
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3. Because Dick Cheney was riding after it.
:)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:33 AM
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5. Was Dick armed?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:35 AM
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7. Always.
:D
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Opening_Day Donating Member (75 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:33 AM
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4. Why did the Pollack cross the road?
Edited on Sun May-21-06 02:01 AM by Opening_Day
Because his dick was stuck in the kudzu! :woohoo:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 01:34 AM
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6. Sssshhhhhhh!!....
...please don't feed the Kudzu Groupies...;-)
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 02:01 AM
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8. To late.
:rofl:
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