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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 02:56 AM
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I'm obstreperous and there's nothing you can do about it!
Well, there is a way - but can you find it? :D
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 05:19 AM
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1. that does not sound like anything that cannot be fixed
with either duck tape and/or a sledge hammer, judiciously applied. You can handle almost any problem with one of those amazing inventions. The mere threat of a sledge hammer is enough to make most people obsequious.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 05:27 AM
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2. So booze and/or a naughty magazine is/are out of the question?
:D
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 06:21 AM
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6. I suppose I can do the naughty magazine
I've got The Nation, which Alberto Gonzales would consider naughty
or I've got Reader's Digest which Jello Biafra would consider naughty. That covers all the bases doesn't it?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 05:57 AM
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3. A judicious application of explosives can fix most personal problems.
:shrug:
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 06:05 AM
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4. I find a 2 by 4 upside the head helps to.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-21-06 06:19 AM
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5. 2 by 4s can be wonderful things,
Edited on Sun May-21-06 06:20 AM by BikeWriter
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