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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 02:54 PM
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I'm not writing my paper right now.

It's all your fault.

:spank:

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hfojvt

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Sun May-21-06 02:58 PM
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1. then I must try to help

I suggest starting your paper with these words "I'm not writing my paper right now." and making it a paper about DU.

This will not work, of course, if your selection of topics is limited by some fascist assignment fuehrer.

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:00 PM
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3. Um yeah...

considering it's supposed to be about the meaning of language in Viginia Woolf's Between the Acts, that may not work. :D

How I would love to write a paper about DU, though!

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hfojvt

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Sun May-21-06 03:06 PM
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7. Virginia Woolf?? The meaning of language???

:scared:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:09 PM
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9. Oh, and Jacques Derrida.

Edited on Sun May-21-06 03:23 PM by mutley_r_us

:rofl:

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ZombieNixon

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Sun May-21-06 03:00 PM
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2. I know that...

because we're taking the kudzu thread to Principal Skinner's office and doing naughty things. :evilgrin:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:01 PM
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4. Better than a stupid paper any day.

:evilgrin:

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bigwillq

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Sun May-21-06 03:02 PM
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5. I am not writing what I am suppose to

too! :) I have no motivation today.

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:05 PM
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6. Me either.

This thing is due tomorrow, though. :D

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bigwillq

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Sun May-21-06 03:08 PM
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8. So is mine.

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:09 PM
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10. To the Greatest Procrastinators EVAH!

:toast:

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hfojvt

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Sun May-21-06 03:11 PM
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12. just when you envy young people their youth

you see some kid with an algebra textbook or a paper assignment :scared:

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miss_american_pie

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Sun May-21-06 03:10 PM
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11. I wrote yesterday

Want me to send the muse your way? :hi:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:14 PM
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13. That would be great.

:hug: :hi:

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miss_american_pie

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Sun May-21-06 03:15 PM
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14. Yeah well

she never does what I ask, but I'll give it a shot. ;)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:16 PM
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15. Tell her I have chocolate chip cookies for her.

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miss_american_pie

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Sun May-21-06 03:17 PM
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17. Forget her

I'll come write your paper. :)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:23 PM
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19. Woohoo!

:woohoo:

I've already got the thesis for you, so all you have to do is drag that out for ten pages. :P

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miss_american_pie

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Sun May-21-06 03:23 PM
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21. Piece of cake

Got any milk to go with those cookies? ;)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:27 PM
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23. Is skim okay?

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miss_american_pie

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Sun May-21-06 04:04 PM
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45. Perfect!

Be right there.

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 04:05 PM
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47. YAY!

:bounce:

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 03:17 PM
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16. It was like that when I got here

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:21 PM
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18. Why do I always seem to have problems doing my school work

when you're around?

:D

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 03:24 PM
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22. I'll get my coat

;)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:29 PM
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25. Your coat?

It's almost summer. :P

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 03:30 PM
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26. This is Britain

I see nothing wrong with that statement :P

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:35 PM
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27. Yeah, but... but... June! Next week!

What is the average temp there this time of year?

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 03:39 PM
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30. No idea what the average is

Right now it's about 60 degrees. The week before last it was more like 75; we thought summer was here. Now spring seems to have unsprung. ;)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:40 PM
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31. Well, that's fairly similar to here.

It was 55 degrees yesterday and 68 today. :P

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 03:45 PM
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33. In my opinion weather like that is useless

How are we supposed to know what to wear? :P

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:46 PM
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34. Not a coat, that's for sure.

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 03:48 PM
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35. Depends on what else the weather is doing

60 degrees with still air and the sun shining...no coat. 60 degrees with wind and rain...coat for sure.

Or are you being naughty again? ;)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:51 PM
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37. I've no idea what you mean.

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 04:00 PM
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42. Riiiiiight

Edited on Sun May-21-06 04:02 PM by billyskank

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 04:04 PM
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44. Honestly.

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 04:06 PM
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48. Uh huh

;)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 04:14 PM
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53. I don't see why you don't believe me.

I am :evilgrin: .. crap wrong one... I am O8)

:D

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 04:21 PM
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54. Excellent

;)

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tjwmason

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Sun May-21-06 03:23 PM
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20. Nowt to do with me.

Now go get, and write the damn thing before I get into a bad mood with you. :grr:

P.S. Early good-luck vibes for tomorrow. :hi:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:28 PM
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24. Hey teej.

:hi: :hug:

I'll write it, I'll write it. I am picking quotes to use from the book, so that's something. :P

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tjwmason

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Sun May-21-06 03:36 PM
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28. That's better.

How's you this evening (or rather afternoon, for you)?

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:37 PM
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29. I'm okay.

How about you?

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tjwmason

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Sun May-21-06 03:42 PM
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32. I'm good now.

Soup is wending its merry way downstairs be ready in about half an hour.

I got fairly wet walking to and from Mass this morning - but long since dried out.

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:50 PM
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36. Why didn't you have an umbrella?

It was threatening to rain all day yesterday so I put off taking my walk. Finally, it started to clear a bit before dusk so I went out. About halfway through the first mile it started pouring. :eyes:

I didn't have an umbrella either.

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tjwmason

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Sun May-21-06 03:55 PM
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38. I did have an umbrella.

But there was some wind as well - and quite a bit of water around on the ground...it was only my clothes really, not my hair (which is the most important thing).

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:58 PM
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39. Oh well, at least your hair survived.

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tjwmason

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Sun May-21-06 04:01 PM
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43. That's all that's important really.

Though it did get a bit wind-swept. But a few minutes in front of the mirror preening and it was fine again :vanity:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 04:05 PM
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46. Windswept can look nice.

If done right. :D

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tjwmason

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Sun May-21-06 04:43 PM
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56. I don't think so.

Wind-swept=messy=bad.

As usual I'm far more tolerant of other people, and indeed frequently find messay hair on others to be attractive - but as far as I'm concerned, my hair has to be perfect. It may take hours to achieve, but it has to be done - besides where can one get a better view than in front of a mirror. :vanity: (we really do need that as a smiley)

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 04:45 PM
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57. I am the opposite.

If my hair doesn't look perfect in 20 minutes, I give up. :D

It often looks the way it did in that curly picture.

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In_The_Wind

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Sun May-21-06 03:58 PM
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40. Why are you blaming me?

I haven't been here since 10 PM. :shrug:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 03:59 PM
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41. That doesn't matter.

It's still your fault. :D

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In_The_Wind

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Sun May-21-06 04:11 PM
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50. Okay, if that's the way you feel ~ I'm leaving!

I think a soak in the jacuzzi would be wonderful right now.

see ya later

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 04:13 PM
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51. No!

If you leave I have to start writing my paper. :cry:

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 04:07 PM
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49. JOANI !!!!

:bounce:

:hi:

:loveya:

:hug:

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In_The_Wind

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Sun May-21-06 04:14 PM
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52. billyskank

see ya later :loveya: everything aches from too damn much closet flinging and trying on clothes

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 04:22 PM
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55. You're going already??

:cry:

See you later :hug:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 05:06 PM
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58. I am seriously blocked!

x( :banghead:

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miss_american_pie

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Sun May-21-06 05:08 PM
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59. Write a bunch of nonsense with your opposite hand

or free write for ten minutes
or go take a walk

Good luck.

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 05:09 PM
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61. Sigh. Thanks.

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 05:09 PM
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60. Have you tried sen-

oh :blush:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 05:11 PM
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62. Yes, pointing my mind in *that* direction will help.

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billyskank

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Sun May-21-06 05:14 PM
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63. You never know

might dislodge something in the old mental colon...I'd better stop here :blush:

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Mutley

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Sun May-21-06 05:15 PM
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64. Tease.

x(

:D

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 07:08 AM
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65. IT WON'T PRINT!!

It won't print itwon'tprint!!! :cry: :banghead: :grr: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Mother fucker son of abitch!

:argh: :hurts: :argh:

Okay. I just had to get that out. Can I please turn the clock back to this time last week? Please, oh pretty please?

:(

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ScreamingMeemie

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Mon May-22-06 07:09 AM
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66. Got a fax #? You could email it to me, I'll print it out and fax it back.

:shrug: That's the best I can do... :( Sorry sweetie. :hug:

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 07:10 AM
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67. No. But thanks anyway MrsG.

:hug:

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 07:22 AM
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68. $@&*^%#@!!!!! $&#&^%*&^#$@!!!!!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

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billyskank

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Mon May-22-06 07:27 AM
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72. ...

:scared:

:cry:

:hug:

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 07:33 AM
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74. Um. Yeah.

Mutley's temper is a rare thing to see, but. Yeah. :blush:

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billyskank

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Mon May-22-06 07:36 AM
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76. Computers are like that

:)

They don't give us the :argh: smiley for nothing. ;)

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billyskank

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Mon May-22-06 07:22 AM
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69. Reboot your PC

and power cycle the printer too. Alwyas the first solution to try for all problems on Windows-based computers.

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 07:24 AM
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70. Can I kick it a few times while I'm at it?

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billyskank

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Mon May-22-06 07:27 AM
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71. *after* you've finished your work

;)

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 07:31 AM
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73. OMG you are a lifesaver!!

:hug: :loveya: :woohoo:

Now it's printing 13 copies of it. :D

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billyskank

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Mon May-22-06 07:34 AM
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75. That's a relief

:loveya: :hug:

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 07:39 AM
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77. You are the best, billy!

:hug: :loveya:

Now, I'm late and have to drive like a maniac to make it in time. I have my other test as well so I won't see you until tomorrow. Thank you thank you thank you so much!

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billyskank

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Mon May-22-06 07:42 AM
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78. Good luck, sweetie

Let me know how you got on. :hug:

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tjwmason

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Mon May-22-06 07:56 AM
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79. Is all well now?

I was about to start hand-scribing copies for you. :hug:

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 10:00 AM
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80. Yes, it finally worked after I received a lesson

in Basic Troubleshooting 101. :D

Thanks. :hug:

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tjwmason

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Mon May-22-06 10:29 AM
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81. Hurrah for Mutley

For she hath over-come.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 10:31 AM
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82. Now I'm just waiting for my study group to show up.

We're supposed to study for our night exam, but they are late -- every one of them, as usual. :eyes:

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tjwmason

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Mon May-22-06 10:36 AM
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83. So you're going to waste time with us

rather than start studying alone?

Double hurrah for Mutley. ;)

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 10:41 AM
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84. I'm reading my notes between posts.

And I did most of the preperation I can do on my own yesterday -- while I was supposed to be writing my paper. :rofl:

Mom. :P :hug:

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tjwmason

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Mon May-22-06 10:43 AM
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85. I always stopped preparing for exams 12 hours before I sat them

I never absorbed anything during that time.

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Mutley

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Mon May-22-06 10:45 AM
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86. I like to go over things one last time in the hour or two right

before the exam begins. But I have to be careful to avoid overload.

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