I had a strange dream

Somehow I was inside the Fox News building somewhere near the top floor. I tried to ask someone a question but they couldn't hear or see me. So I thought, he he, this is cool, and I walked into Brit Humes office. He was at his desk reading and I slipped over and took a leak into his coffee cup. That was fun. Now, where's O'reilley's office. There he was, hydrocyphalic head and all, being interviewed by some hottie sitting nest to him, so I pinched her ass and she slapped him. Too much fun. John Gibson received the biggest Melvin hes had since 7th grade.

O.K. I didn't have this dream. But if I write it down as I've done here, maybe I will.