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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:45 PM
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I can fit my pinkie through my earlobe.
Can you?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:46 PM
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1. No, but I can fit my fist through my stomach.
:crazy:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:47 PM
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2. Eww...
that's gross.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:48 PM
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3. Yeah, people say I should get that looked at.
Me...I don't really see the problem. :silly:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:50 PM
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6. Dude...
that shit should get fixed.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:48 PM
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4. No, but I can yank out lots of hair follicles FROM my earlobe.
:crazy:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:49 PM
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5. Earlobe hair, yuck!
That's why I'm a lesbian.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:51 PM
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7. No...
but I had a woodtick on my earlobe once.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 08:57 PM
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8. I HATE ticks.
I had one in my hair, knee, and once in a place I'm not allowed to mention.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:49 PM
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33. I'm pretty sure they came from South Jersey.
It might be the same thing though.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:35 PM
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9. How many stretches did THAT take?
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:41 PM
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10. I've been working on it for a 1.5 years.
I'm a big 0g now. I have tiny hands, so I can get my pinkie halfway through. I'm not stretching beyond this point.

The best was on Christmas morning, I go into my stepbrother's room (his two cousins were also staying over) with a Q-tip through my ear saying "I need you guys to help. It's STUCK! Someone has to help me pull it out!" Man, it is priceless to see two 12 year old boys and a 9 year old girl squirm over that one. They were all eager to help until they got close. I pulled it out smoothly and they all screamed and ran away. Then, I did it to my mom. Got basically, the same response.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:42 PM
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11. No but my son can
His are 1"
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:44 PM
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12. I'm not going that big.
I do like it on some people though.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:46 PM
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13. Its not my favorite thing that he has done
Oh well. You can only influence them so much and then they are on their own.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:49 PM
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14. I knew I broke my mom down on body mods when...
she casually said, "so where' the new tattoo?"
"What do you mean?"
"There's dial soap in the shower. There's only dial soap in the shower if you have a new tattoo."

She did have a slip though with my last tattoo. She was fine with the tattoo, but when I got it touched up, I came home and she yelled, "WHAT IS THAT? I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GETTING A NEW TATTOO???"

I had to explain to her that even though it was darker, it wasn't a new tattoo. There was already a tattoo there that hadn't healed right, so I had it fixed so it was the black it was intended to be.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:50 PM
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15. Fit My Pinky Through Your Earlobe?
I could probably do it. My pinkies aren't that big. :)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:05 PM
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16. Probably not...I'm only 5'1" and they're small for someone my size.
Did you see my response in the "regional pronunciation" thread? I hate Denville.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:09 PM
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LMAO! Just Saw It Now
Broadway's a bitch.

Overall I like Denville, but there are definitely some traffic issues. (like trying to make a left out of my street onto 46 every damn day. Just once, I'd like somebody to delay their precious commute by 3 seconds so that I could make the damn turn. Friggin bastards LOL)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:25 PM
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18. Have you ever read the Neighborhood News articles on the parking permits?
It's hilarious, because most of the really weird shit came from Mrs. Erb's Good Food (where I worked for a long time...now it's Grassroots and the owner is a SCUMBAG!).

We were the drunk, stoned ones with the 50' cable running off a VW bus generator so we could watch movies all night on my laptop. I did the parking permit three times. The last time I did it if you showed up past 12:30am (to be allowed in at 9am) you wouldn't get a 1st Ave permit.
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:09 PM
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17. I am trying so hard to not respond to that question inappropriately
Edited on Thu May-25-06 10:10 PM by liontamer
so let's just say I can't fit a pinky through my earlobe and leave any responses involving any other digits and orifices on either my or your person unspoken
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:27 PM
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19. You sick bitch!
Corrupting my pure mind with your dirty mind!
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:36 PM
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22. Hey
Your fingers are clearly looking for some action, I'm just calling them like I see them :evilgrin:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:37 PM
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23. Well...yeah...
:evilgrin:
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:58 PM
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26. just making sure we were on the same page
pure minded girls are rarely very much fun
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:10 PM
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28. Oh I'm fun...
nt
:evilgrin:
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:39 PM
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29. actions speak louder than words
let me know the next time you want to hang out in the city ;)
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:30 PM
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20. Fun.
:)
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:34 PM
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21. It's a good party trick.
Takes a while to work up to it though.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:52 PM
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24. I can fit my pinky a lot of places.
Places not discussed in decent society.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:56 PM
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25. I'm talkin' about earlobes...perv. nt
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 10:58 PM
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27. SURE you are.
God only knows what sick twisted perverted body part "earlobe" is slang for.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:44 PM
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30. you and my sister
that's a bit icky, but it's fun when my sister freaks my parents out by doing that
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:46 PM
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31. The freakout factor can be fun.
I remember when I hit 8g. I said, "no more." However, just like tattoos, stretching your ear lobe gets addictive.
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