Fundie test!!! Try to get a score of Communist!

http://www.worldviewweekend.com/test/register.php

I got -15%!

Remember...

Communist is the best score, while Biblical Theist is the worst score.

I actually got an accidental +2 points from them. I strongly disagreed that God guided evolution and so did they, but for entirely different reasons...

I didn't even get to finish the questionnaire (glitch in web browser or something) and I got a communist worldview! I didn't even get to answer the religion questions :-(

I suggest you do NOT give them any real info about yourself, unless you want to be spammed to death with fundie horse-manure.

I only got -79 :(. Probably because I gave no opinion on a number of the religion questions, as I'm a born-again deist who doesn't need some 2000-year-old book to tell me about the Almighty.

:D

I got a 71%

If you answered POSITIVE 71%, you're probably in the wrong forum.

But welcome to DU anyways! :D

Thanks for the warm welcome - I appreciate it.

I agreed with them on a total of threethings -- that civil disobedience is OK, that people must ultimately face consequences, and that separation of church and state isn't worded that way in the Constitution.

#3 is a historical fact. There is no "agree" or "disagree" on that. Either you're right or you're wrong. (It didn't ask if it's implied or if that's what the founders would have wanted.)

The other two, I agreed with them, but probably for wholly different reasons.

On edit: I got a 5%.

with absolute answers...no grey areas. I answered as many questions as I could without puking and then stopped...

I scored a Communist/Marxist with -90, though..so I'm cool with that.

That whole test was a joke...no in betweens such as exists in the real world.

My First Post, by fhqwhgads.

Got -44 out of 204, for a -21%, and a Communist Worldview. I got more positive marks than I would have expected, for items such as "George W. Bush is the President of the United States of America." Hmm.

Now I will do a happy Commie dance.

What the fuck kind of question was that anyway?

Bush is the President of the United States on the grounds that if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is a duck, but that does not mean that he is the 'legitimate' President of the United States, which is probably what they were trying to ask.

with your belief in Jesus as messiah, as though somehow your belief about the Shrub's legitimacy has any bearing whatsoever on one's belief in Jesus as messiah.

Any sane person would realize they are mutually exclusive.

But fundies think they go together.

unless, of course, the president's a democrat, in which case one's belife in the liegitimacy of the president is indirectly proportional to one's belief in Jesus as the messiah.

And that's why they (the fundies) should all just shut up, please. "Hey - fundies - you've just stepped out of the box. No, I'm sorry, but you lied, so you're out of the box. This is a no spin zone. Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!!!!"

as someone who has designed a lot of surveys, let me say, in my professional opinion

- THAT SUCKED

Two choices of church - Born again or no Church?

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Your score is: -35 points of 190 possible, -18%

So many absolutes, so little tolerance...

and i am a SOCIALIST and not a commie.

It revealed that, deep in their heart, the Cons know that Bush stole the election. Otherwise, why would they ask?

You don't need a political viewpoint to know that the sun rises in the East. If you have to ask in a political questionare if W is president, you subliminally acknowledge that something fishy happened in Florida.

do the happy Commie dance!

Good to meet you. :hi:

i got your red scare right here

You dirty commie!

Everybody to the limit!

Welcome to DU.

...you're just making yourself look worse.

I mean, everyone's just gonna feel sorry for you.

Here is the official DU "Happy Commie Dance": (In case you didn't know)

...before somebody nabbed the screen name fhqwhgads. Tomorrow somebody will probably log on as Sibbie.

Take it to the limit!

...its a pretty interesting example of how to skew answers by the way you phrase the questions. I could do a thorough critique of about half of the statements on that test and the ideological skewing going on there, but it's late and I have no desire to look at that site again.

Dark thoughts of all the "wrong-thinkers" being noted for later re-ducation.

you see your results without them sending an email.

...with an e-mail address of DDLoony @ wb.net

:7

The original Commie!

I'm a commie!! -17 points, only 8%.

I signed up for this with a psuedo background info. Kinda like freeping a poll on a large scale.

I'm more "damned" than you!

Your classification is: Socialist worldview

Your score is: -1 points of 204 possible, 0%


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No Retreasts, No Reserves, No Regreats, by numerous authors
Original Intent by David Barton
Reasons for Believeing By Frank Harber
The Battle For Truth, by David Noebel
Revised and Expanded Answers Book by Ken Ham
Thinking Straight in a Crooked World by Gary DeMar

Then retake the test and see what improvements you or your teen have made.


Hell, sounds like a political re-education camp, where we brain wash your kids!!! Down with Logic and Reason, Praise God™

Bet they would have freaked if they'd found out my real name!

Now, how many emails will I get from this group trying to "save" me?

cause I'm never gonna check that fake account:D:evilgrin:

they can Pray to the prophet Hitler that their fascist worldview wins and the US constitution is destroyed and democracy beaten, but they still can't convert GHDGCFGHFGDF@HFHFHG.net:evilgrin:

I got a 2% WHOO HOOO!!! I am the master!!!!

Despite thinking that Marx is full of shit.

I figured I would get secular humanist or socialist. I had no opinion on all the metaphysical questions because I am a hard core agnostic. That probably messed the test up.

LMAO - "correct answer":

"Your answer: Strongly Disagree (-1 points)
Correct answer: Strongly Agree"



"Your classification is: Communist worldview

Your score is: -82 points of 204 possible, -40%


Results for Age Group: 19-25
Biblical Theism worldview 29.3%
Moderate Christian worldview 32.2%
Secular Humanist worldview 15.1%
Socialist worldview 10.1%
Communist worldview 13.4%



Total Results for Everyone
Biblical Theism worldview 47.6%
Moderate Christian worldview 33.0%
Secular Humanist worldview 9.9%
Socialist worldview 4.6%
Communist worldview 4.9%"

Your classification is: Communist worldview
 
Your score is: -22 points of 204 possible, -10%

those questions aren't biased are they?

:shrug:

How could the questions possibly be biased? Don't ask questions, especially not questions like that.

I registered as BettyBowers@Satan.com

Well, I've been called worse things!

:toast:

:7. Yes there are a lot worse things to be called...you are absolutely right.

Worldview!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Haha, I've been called one before by wackos--this is nothing new! :crazy:

I'm a communist with a secular humanist world view.
What a compliment...AND I believe in God...but I think the bible is a bunch of crap. Too many contridictions.
Duckie

That they provide "correct" answers for a opinon based test.

-37 for me! Woo Hoo, I'm a commie!

I'm a dirty pinko liberal commie with my score of -15. And I'm Jewish, too! Ha!

as soon as I hit that page. No test for me, I'm afraid...

My score was -95 I think that almost tips me from communist to outright Satan and I answered leaning to the conservative when I was in two minds - again though I think I had too many no opinons. I love the "other peoples scores bit" seems there's an awful lot of freaky evolutionary throwbacks around

I got -12%

I am a Christian - but it should be seperate from our government

i have a Communist worldview
wooohoooo!!!!

gosh;
i guess that means me buddha, ghandi, and i are gonna have a ball in hell

Why is a site supposedly advocating a biblical world-view attacking single-payer health care? Where in the Bible - I want chapter and verse - is any mention made of competing health care delivery systems? And guaranteed pensions? Huh?

Does Christ say "Thou shalt eschew Social Security and shalt instead invest thine monies in stocks and bonds. (Investments 25)?"

This isn't religious, its simply political, and covered by a thin veneer of hypocritical religiosity. But I love the leading questions.

Although I believe it was chapter 24 verse 8.

-17 points, Communist Worldview

I'm a dirty com-MIE! I'm a dirty com-MIE!

Your classification is: Communist worldview

Your score is: -72 points of 204 possible, -35%


:bounce:

I find it amusing that I surely answered 1/3 of those questions *No opinion*, yet I answered all the "God created this" and "God should be in charge of the gov't" etc. ones with whatever was the negative answer for the question...and thus, Filthy Pinko Commie. :eyes:

Way to be objective, guys. :hi: :thumbsup:

My score is: -73 points of 204 possible, -35%
:toast:

and where's my martini?

It doesn't make sense: Nobody object to the fact that he's the President: He is the President...

The problem is how fairly he became it.

and too many leading statements.

What's a little scary is that I wasn't exactly trying for a score like that.

Did anyone check out the "correct" answers? The Adam/Eve one, and Satan one, were both supposed to be "strongly agree", along with anything about Creation. Sheesh! I think this test may be somewhat biased.

Funny - I don't think I look Communist...

and I was being honest.

and I mean that in a Christian sense, but it's totally fucked up.

Typically leading, stupid, inane, and completely inappropriate questions. So many of them can't possibly have an answer, because they're loaded with so many variables. Like this one The redistribution of wealth is a constitutional and biblical responsibility of government.

Well, hell, there's a big difference between Constitutional and biblical. Obviously, redistribution is not Constitutional - we're not a communist country. But it IS Biblical.

Or this one: Justice requires equality before the law and thus equality of incomes and abilities. It DOES require quality before the law, but has nothing to do with equality of incomes and abilities. Of course not. The question can't be answered.

Or this one: The more a government resembles a pure democracy the more disorder and confusion occur. Well, I'd take it as absolute truth that yes indeed, more disorder and confusion occur. But of course, these ninny heads, who apparently hate the idea of democracy, think it's a bad thing. NO, the truth is this: the disorder and confusion are part of the price we pay for the right to self-governance. Of COURSE it's easier to have a dictator. But, to throw their bullshit back at 'em, Jesus never promised anything easy. he promised only pain and suffering. Ha - take that, you fuckin' rubes!

Or this one: Christianity has had a central role in building our American civilization. Well, fuckin' duh, yeah it has. In many ways positive, and in many ways negative. Some of what we have is because there are good anc ool things that the founding fathers found in it; some of what we have is in direct action AGAINST the bullpucky part of Christianity. But, since pretty much 99% of the country was either Chrsitian or from a place that was officially Christian, then yeah, dipshits, we have to say it had a central role in building our American civilization. but of course, these assmunches want us to say "Yes!" to this question in a way that implies we are saying, "Yes! Everything good about our country is based on solid Christian foundations, and our American civilization isn't just American, it's the purest most solid expression of Christian belief ever conceived by man, because unlike every other nation, America was actually conceived by God Himself."

and I mean fucked.

So I totally disagreed with them in the science section - scored a mighty negative 36 points. So what do they label me? A communist.

What the fuck is that? What does communism have to do with scientific understanding? NOTHING you clowns!! Communism is an ECONOMIC system, not a PHILOSOPHICAL/SCIENTIFIC system!

Christ. Label me a heretic or something for my scientific beliefs, but don't call me a communist for it.

Dammit.

-11! (Gee and all this time I thought I was a Redneck Socialist. Guess I'll have to change my name.)

I registered as Bill Clinton. That should hack them off.

:bounce:

Tucker

-39, -19%

I saw the test questions, but did not see a place to put down my answers. All that came up on my screen was a blank space next to each test question.

:wtf:

I'm such a Commie FREAK!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

What kind of crap is this?

I'm a liberal, and a fairly secular one at that. I support free market economies (although necessarily regulated at points), I support individual liberties and I support the existence of private property.

So how in God's name (no pun intended) can they in good conscience call me a Communist?

What part of Communist ideology do they say I adhere to? Utterly ridiculous.

Communist worldview

I am a socialist. I do not understand how political/economic beliefs have to do with being a good Christian.

After receiving my commie pinko fag bastard satan score of -74, I reviewed the CORRECT answers and saw the light! I need funds to attend Worldview Weekend Retreats for a perfect "Biblical Theism" rating of atonement.... 52 weekends X ??$$....send LOTS of money.

Thank You Cheeessuss!

Hell Yeah!

Communist Worldview!!

I think they must be able to detect that I'm a godless commie before I even start - every time I try to load the test page, my browser crashes!

and only answered random questions. About half the thing ended up "no opinion."

And I'm still a Commie rat bastard with -132 :wtf:

7% thats incredible I answered tons of questions that god exists and stuff.. what kind of loonie do you have to be to not be a socialist? I'm not a socialist at all.

Hmm.

Better get the hell out of Virginia. Let's see:China or Cuba? China or Cuba? China or Cuba...?

Those questions were absurd. It's obvious where they're coming from. It's kind of scary.... using a literalist interpretation of the bible.

-39%. I'm surprised, I though I'd be a Socialist. Must be those income and property redistribution questions... ;)

-4 out of 204 and -1%! Communist Worldview! And here I thought I was a moderate!

For those of you scoring the highest score possible, Biblical Theism, you will be REWARDED with a beautiful, professional looking certificate. This certificate will certify that you took the test and scored as a Biblical Theist. You can print out your certificate at the end of the test, but it will also be emailed to you so you may save it or print it out on beautiful parchiment paper. This certificate would look great on your wall and would also be very rewarding for students who take this test.

I love how they have the "correct" answers at the end of the test. :) The questions are asinine and the "correct" answers are worse.

Damn, that was one long test. I didn't think I would grade "Communist".

If their biased quiz determined such things, I'm really a liberal christian with some pagan tendancies. I understand the difference between a goddess and The Goddess.

this looks like an ultra blatant attempt to politicize Christianity, to indoctrinate people with a hardcore right wing political and social view,

I cannot believe how overtly political that test was. I thought this was a Christian Group. I did not realize my views on Capitalism or the UN mattered to the Almighty.

I'd rather be a commie than a john bircher-homophobe-fundy like i would have to be to get 204%...

What I dig is the "the correct answer is" things. It has been a long time since I took such a subjectively slanted poll. I love it!

Your classification is: Communist worldview

Your score is: -50 points of 204 possible, -24%

A pinko commie, baby!

A couple of things I thought were interesting points that we agreed on (?!?!?!):

The correct answer to "The federal government should require students to pass a national test before graduating from high school." was strongly disagree. I guess the fundies don't like NCLB?

"The wording "separation of Church and State" is found in the U.S. Constitution." Actually, even a commie like me knows that phrase isn't in the Constitution, but was coined by Jefferson I believe.

George W. Bush is the President of the United States of America.

I knew it! It's a loyalty test! Beware the DHS goon squads! :tinfoilhat:

This one's even better:

The biblical purpose of government is to guarantee equality in schooling, housing and unemployment.

That's gotta be a typo...oops, I forgot...fundies are perfect and experts in knowing the black and white truth of God's universe. My bad.

By the way, the quiz is peppered with stuff like "The biblical purpose of...is...." Many assumptions (like the existence of Heaven, Satan, and the Bible's prescription for a proper Godly government) have to be made to effectively answer some of the questions.

My results:
Your classification is: Communist worldview

Your score is: -9 points of 204 possible, -4%

That's pretty rough for somebody widely recognized as a centrist. I guess from their perspective, I am indeed a Communist. I must say, it doesn't take much to get classified such.

I have a certificate and everything. 186 points. Send me a postcard from Hell, suckers.

Your classification is: Communist worldview

Your score is: -38 points of 204 possible, -18%

:evilgrin:

Why is "communist" the best score? Can't we appreciate differences across liberals and democrats? By the way, I scored either "socialist" or "communist" for all the areas.

I got -17 out of 204, or -8%, and a "Communist Worldview". I suspect that anyone who didn't answer the biblical questions the way they wanted would have scored the same, even if they answered the socio-economic questions in an "approved" manner). (I'm not a Christian, so there's a built-in bias there as well.)

Can we say "biased test scoring" boys and girls??

Of course, I mean "getting" points.

I got points for knowing that the bible doesn't say "money is the root of all evil" (the pursuit of money is the root of evil, I believe), or "god helps those who help themselves" (which I think comes from Greek pantheistic tales, not the bible).

And I got points for knowing that the US constitution doesn't say "separation of church and state".

And I knew I'd get points on all the questions where I agreed that pure majority-rule was "wrong" (which it is -- a proper liberal democracy protects minority rights against majority rule), and that civil disobedience is sometimes right (yeah, even for christians).

And heck, I still came out -23% ... communist.

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plus those questions that were unanswerable unless you believe in a Christian sky god ie: "A good person can earn his or her way to heaven if their good deeds outweigh their bad deeds". Assumes that you believe in such a mythical location as heaven. Still I managed to come out with a respectable -39%

Some of the questions were simply nauseating and stupid. "George W. Bush is the President of the United States of America."! I suppose that if you don't agree, that gives you communist points? These must be the people who think * was appointed by Gawd.

I especially enjoyed the idea that good Christians and socialists are at opposite ends of the same spectrum.

Hmm, from their header - "christian apologetics". We had a troll here a couple of months ago who described one of her hobbies as being christian apologetics. Funny, none of them have ever apologized to me.

I discovered when I got my score that not answering all those "questions that were unanswerable unless you believe in a Christian sky god" (I didn't answer a whole slew of them) "lost" you two points. So heaven only knows what other appalling things I said to result in getting only -23%! Goodness, on the politicalcompass quiz http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/politicalcompass/index.html
I was lefter than anybody at this site or that!

Of course, I did say that Dubya was not the Prez. Just for the hell of it, and despite having always taken the position that the rules are that the US SC gets the last word, and it did, and so under the rules he's it.


"I especially enjoyed the idea that good Christians and socialists are at opposite ends of the same spectrum."

I'm always touting this analysis of "conservative christian" politicians, by an NDP (social democrat) Member of Parliament up here (and an ordained member of the clergy of the United Church of Canada, which is too "liberal" to have a real counterpart in the US): http://www.punditmag.com/articles/blaikie.html
It was written specifically about the former leader of the Reform Party of Canada (which became the Canadian Alliance shortly afterward, and this month became the united-right Conservative Party), but it's generalizable to "conservative christianity" and what is regarded as "conservative" politics these days, in general.

One can be a conservative Christian and a socialist, or a social democrat, a liberal Christian and a conservative, or a liberal Christian and a socialist. There are many more combinations. Stockwell Day is a conservative Christian and a conservative.

My point here is that, in large part, it would appear that by his own way of describing his belief system, a great many of Day's public policy positions emanate from his adoption of conservatism rather than Christianity. There are things he appears to believe as a Christian, presumably his beliefs on abortion, sexual orientation, independent schools, etc., and things he believes in as a conservative, presumably his beliefs in the flat tax, in a decentralized Canada with a very limited federal government, etc. It also needs to be said, of course, that there are Christians and conservatives who would disagree with him as to whether these are the positions on these issues that should be drawn from Christianity and conservatism, respectively.

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Unsurprising, since to them, everybody to the left of Albert Speer is a Commie...

Call me a commie, y'all! :bounce:

It was easy...I'm a Christian, and all I had to do was answer the questions the way a real Christian would!

;-)

Although I'll admit to a bit of trickery. I noticed that they had one item ("Human life begins at conception") on the list twice. So, I voted "strongly agree" the first time and "strongly disagree" the second. I figured that, if anyone actually looked at the incoming tests, it would thoroughly confuse him or her.

:evilgrin:

By which they mean, of course, anyone who is not a fundamentalist whacko.

Boy, the purveyors of this website are some SERIOUSLY disturbed people.
The Professor

Anyway...here's my stats:

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist Worldview

Your score is: -70 points of 194 possible, -36%

can't take the test =(

Whoo Hoo!!!!

Is World view the most satanic group out there or what?