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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:27 PM
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Will you hog the covers and fart in bed for me?
Edited on Thu May-25-06 09:32 PM by blondeatlast
Mr. BAL is away for the time being...
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:30 PM
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1. Genius
:D :thumbsup:
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:38 PM
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2. Sorry. Only Mrs.-Finnfan-to-be gets the benefit of my onion farts.
I think they make her high. :D
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:39 PM
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3. Not only will I hog the covers and fart in bed for you,




...I'll also leave my dirty underwear on the floor and belch Jingle Bells!



:7
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:17 PM
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6. Pretty impressive! In what position is the toilet seat right now?
Edited on Thu May-25-06 11:20 PM by blondeatlast
Be honest...

Edit: make that the TOILET seat. I don't know what a toi;et seat is, and I don't think I want to, either.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:31 PM
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12. Toilet seat? WHAT toilet seat??



Man, I ripped that thing off years ago. Damn thing just kept getting in my way.


So I guess the position is "off."



:7
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:35 PM
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15. ...
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Not a bad idea for my 9 year old son, actually--it might improve his aim!

:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:43 PM
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4. Well, I see marriage hasn't warped your sweet personality...
:)

:D
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:17 PM
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7. You don't know the half of it!
:evilgrin:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 09:43 PM
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5. This guy might be available.
http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1872.htm
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:20 PM
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8. Lucky you!
I once lived with a man who farted in bed and then pulled the covers over my head!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:23 PM
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10. "Once lived with..." being the operative term, I take it.
Smart girl, you are!
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:32 PM
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13. Yep! Left his ass in 1993, on his 50th birthday!
In 2000 I married my sweet hubby, who leaves the room to fart!
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 10:30 AM
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19. You know, in guy terminology, that's known as a
"Dutch Oven"! :rofl: I've never experienced that joy, but two women I know have. It's not fun! :yoiks:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:22 PM
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9. I'm congratulating myself on having a mildly successful copycat thread.
To me: :applause:
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:30 PM
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11. Well I can fart in bed if you want... but no on hogging the covers.
Me and my missus got that one sorted out very early on. Separate covers. And yes both are king-sized covers.

In actual fact it works well, because I get 'hot at night' (thanks to my meds in part). My wife often gets cold. So it may be cold outside and my wife is wrapped up in one or even two blankets... and there's me wrapped up in a sheet and my body pillow.

Mark.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:33 PM
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14. Mr. BAL and I do the same, separater covers. nt
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TOhioLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 07:53 AM
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16. Ya gotta love Google Ads...
check out this screen capture:



:rofl::rofl:

Fart ring tone???
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 09:48 AM
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18. Oh, geez! LOL!
That's hilarious!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 07:57 AM
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17. that practice is affectionately known as.......
'The Turtle Game' :D
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 10:38 AM
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20. No, but I'll put my icy cold feet on your ass. n/t
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 10:43 AM
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21. Are you cooking beans?

I might hog the covers if you turn off the heat.
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