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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:55 PM
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I can fit my ass into a hole in the ground
But I can't tell 'em apart. :shrug:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-25-06 11:56 PM
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1. can you find them with both hands?
:shrug:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:04 AM
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2. Smart ass.



Or not.




:rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:28 AM
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4. Damnit. That's what I wanted to say.
:P
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:38 AM
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5. It's okay, I'll give you half-credit.



I am beginning to think we share a brain anyway.


:7


:pals:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:40 AM
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6. It could very well be true.
:scared:







:D






:pals:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:02 AM
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9. Ha ha! I scored big time on that deal!



'Cuz I only had half a brain to start with!!!


:rofl:




That's right: Be afraid. Be very afraid.


}(



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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 07:30 AM
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23. As do I.
So between the two of us we've a whole brain. :bounce:



:rofl:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:13 AM
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3. That's because, once your ass is in the hole, it's too dark to see what...
you're doing. Allow me....
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:51 AM
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7. It was a dark and stormy
ass?

:shrug:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 12:54 AM
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8. LOL!
:rofl:

and it crept into the hole like the fog, on little cat's paws....

Damn those claws, though.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:05 AM
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11. Suddenly, from the within the hole (in the ground)
there was a noise. It sounded like......

:hide:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:12 AM
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14. Hey!
My 'tocks were not made to be the protagonist(s) in a progressive story. x(









But if it must be, why not call it "Ass-Told Tales"?
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:13 AM
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16. ROFL!!!!!!!
Sorry, dude! Just couldn't resist! :evilgrin:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:15 AM
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17. lmAo....
:rofl:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:13 AM
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15. mass confusion...
as the night dwellers responded to the moon, although the hour was wrong...
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:05 AM
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12. Oooh...
Ex-Lax brownies...x(
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:04 AM
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10. That's always good to know......
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 01:10 AM
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13. Then baby.......
You do have a problem.....:popcorn:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 05:35 AM
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18. Sounds like a very serious problem to me.
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:12 AM
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21. It is a bit early for this
:donut:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 07:27 AM
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22. Nah, it's never too early to laugh.

:hi:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 05:41 AM
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19. Um
What would posess you to try to fit your a$$ into a hole in the ground? :shrug:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 06:09 AM
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20. ya better watch out
you'll end up digging in your ass and wiping the hole in the ground...
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 07:52 AM
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24. I got evicted from my hole in the ground...
I had to go live in the lake!
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:07 AM
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25. At least you Had a lake...
Edited on Fri May-26-06 11:08 AM by reyd reid reed
We had to live in the riverbed...and just try and make that in the morning...
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:11 AM
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27. Did you have to get up
half an hour before you went to bed?
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:23 AM
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29. No...
We had to get up the day before so we wouldn't be late for school.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:08 AM
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26. 1/2 ass...
:rofl:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:16 AM
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28. I certainly hope you removed your head first.
:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:


:P :loveya:
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