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SharonRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 08:12 AM
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New Bush joke I just received
President Bush recently went to a primary school in Macon, Georgia,to talk about
the world.

After his talk, he asked if the children had any questions. One little boy put
up his hand, and the president asked him his name.

"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:
1 ... Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
2 ... Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
3 ... Did you steal votes to win both elections?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. President Bush informed the kiddies that
they would continue after recess.

When they resumed, the President said "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy put his hand up. Bush pointed him out and asked him his
name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

I have five questions:
1 .Whatever happened to the weapons of mass destruction?
2 .Why did you give a tax break to the super wealthy?
3 .Did you steal votes to win both elections?
4 .Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5 .What happened to Kenneth?"
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 08:18 AM
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1. Kenneth, what is the frequency?!?!
Brilliant! Thanks SharonRB. I hope I see you at the next protest I get to!

:hi:
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SharonRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:37 AM
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3. Hi, swimboy
:hi:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 08:23 AM
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2. That one's been around for awhile
It's still funny though. I'm happy it's not a Brazilian joke.
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-26-06 11:58 AM
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4. I've heard that one
a brazillion times already.
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