How to clean the toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

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thanks!

:hug:
aA

No way would that smart boy fall for this trick. Let me guess who's the boss in your home?

He's just the brother of the real boss, and he's pretty special ... The real boss is this one:

Those are two beautiful boys -- I'll bet they talk a lot too, eh?

Yesterday, our boss (his name is Ginger, yes, it's a he) just walked in loudly meowing. I was able to translate it to 'I'm here now. See! I'm here. Really!'

:hi:

He just starts in -- it wakes the dog who thinks it's time to play and out outside. Then his brother Sam, a 25# tabby decides he needs attention so he takes over my pillow. Lucy hops up on the bed for scritches and the dog chases her off. Then Ricky nuzzles my face. Needless to say, that's the end of my sleeping.

Wrigley: Sam: Lucy: Ricky:

Bratwurst the Dog:

My wife has the same experiences, and I remember when I once looked after my sister's house (and cats and dogs), her big red cat just bite my nose to wake me up at his convenience. Ginger does a lot of head bumping, though.

:boring:

They were not amused. Be expecting a visit from them soon. Be afraid. Be very afraid. :scared:

your toilet will not have fleas for up to 6 weeks.

:)

:rofl::rofl::rofl: