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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:26 PM
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Heterosexuals, if a cure for being straight were found would you take it?
I can copy cat with the best of them. Anyhow - who says that gay people are the disfunctional ones? Maybe it's us straight people who have it all wrong and need to be cured!
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:28 PM
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1. Could I test that on RetroLounge?
Just for a weekend? :shrug:

:evilgrin:
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:41 PM
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5. You've gotta promote the perks to him.
No chance of ever having Fox News camping on his lawn.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 06:21 PM
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17. I'm game
Fly me out and I'll give it a test...

:hi:

RL
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 09:44 AM
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19. :D
:woohoo:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 10:02 AM
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20. Hold on a second, RL!
If you take the cure for heterosexuality, swimboy is your first choice?????

What about me? I've been lusting after you forever and you go for him?

(Not that I blame you, but a little consideration is in order.)

Khash.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 11:05 AM
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23. With you I'm playing hard to get
:hi:

RL
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REDKING Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:31 PM
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2. The answer is still no...Peace
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:35 PM
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3. I just bet we're the dysfunctional ones
That would explain all the trouble wanting to kiss boys has gotten me into.

Yep, sign me up. ;)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:39 PM
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4. then you would just get in trouble kissing all the girls
Think about it!
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:43 PM
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6. Oh hell, you have a point
It's the kissing that's trouble. I should have sworn off kissing. :D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:47 PM
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7. Maybe that's the pill you're searching for
one that will make you a non-kisser.

I could use that too - kissing always got me into trouble
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:47 PM
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8. There *is* a cure for heterosexuality
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:50 PM
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10. Yes but now you make me want to live lfie as a straight gal
I mean seriously - who would want to turn for THAT!
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:52 PM
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11. Sorry! I should have mentioned it only works on men.
:P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 10:07 AM
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22. Yea, but only for heterosexual men.
Edited on Sat Jun-03-06 10:07 AM by HypnoToad
:rofl:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 12:50 PM
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9. Yes.
I'm so sick of dealing with women and all their shit. But, I find men and the idea of gay sex to be generally repulsive. A vow of celibacy may be the best option.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:16 PM
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12. Hell no.
Guys are better for cuddling and they smell yummy and they can reach stuff on shelves I can't. Oh, and I have this thing for muscular shoulders that would be hard to indulge with ladies.

Boobs are fucking awesome though. Good thing I have my own.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:18 PM
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13. Boobs are a wonderful thing.
They go great with tight white t-shirts.

:evilgrin:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 10:04 AM
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21. Agreed!
And I'm very gay... but boobs are one of god's gifts to mankind.

Khash.
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 01:23 PM
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14. If that were to happen....
...Willem Dafoe or any dude that looks like him would be "on my list".
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 02:56 PM
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15. Yes, I always wanted to be gay.
Almost all my friends are gay, but you change what you are.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-01-06 09:13 PM
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16. Now I'm confused...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5222884
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 06:26 PM
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18. A treatment, yes, I'd take it. A cure I'll pass on...
:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
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