"Avoid situations in which injury could result"

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Flomax ad.

I once was working with a glue that said, "If product gets in eye, do not remove with super glue remover or nail polish remover. Flush with water. If continued iritation occurs, seek medical attention." Does that mean at some point some guy got it in his eye and decided to use super glue remover, then when that didn't work, he dumped nail polish remover in his eye?

Another...
On a very, very large firework we have, "Shoots flaming balls. Do not light indoors. For outdoor use only." Damn, if that warning wasn't there I was definitely going to set off 20lbs of explosive that sends out 205 flaming balls in my living room. Thank God for the warning!

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I am really wondering what type of injury should be avoided...


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I think I'll put that on my refrigerator so I don't forget! :)

"Push button. Rub hands together under nozzle. You know, the one with the warm air spewing from it. Do not stand there, arms askew and expect a highly paid midget to pounce forth with a towel and rub you dry, you complete dolt. Not gonna happen."

Pretty much standard in every men's room across the country that the hand dryer has been vandalized to say "Push butt".

Of course, in Japan they aren't vandalized at all.

"This gum tastes terrible!" on condom machines. :bounce:

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I swear to Dog, Rabrrrrrr, you have a way of making me laugh uproariously.