The Tale of Six Kittys (Pictures Included) by a Cat named Cole

One day I was roaming the country side looking to bag a mouse and a hot babe or two when my attention was caught by a lower life form (female human) walking with another lower life form(female dog). I thought about it for a moment then decided that if the dog was able to wrangle free meals and a place to sleep, there is no reason I shouldn't be able to score the same thing. So I moved myself into a storage barn on the property. I would have shot for the house, but no way was I sharing my digs with that dog. I have my standards you know.

Turns out the human is a bleeding heart liberal with a huge soft spot for animals. Sucker!!! Sure enough she started to serve me my meals and a fresh bowl of water every day and even gave me a comfy box to sleep in.

As if that weren't enough to put this fat cat in heaven, something else was soon to make it even more cushy. A female cat who had heard around the neighbor that this particular human was an easy mark came to crash in the same barn.

Sure enough the sappy woman fell for the poor kitty act once again, and allowed the new comer to stay too. Man she sure is one pretty momma, my new barn mate, not the human.



The roomies's name is Cally by the way. She's not half bad to live with all though some times she comes over and smacks me across the face with her paw for no reason. Of course I hold my own.

Well Cally and I didn't take too long to become better aquainted if you all know what I mean!! :woohoo:



Ernie(M), Missy (F), Stormy(F), and Sparky(F) are the results of that special encounter. ;)







The human's hoping to take Cally and have her spayed soon which is okay with me. I do like the brats, I mean my offspring, well enough. They are fine looking specimens, they have my genes, you know!

It's just I don't want to have to share space or food with many more of them, that's all. The human's also talking about keeping Ernie and Missy too, and making sure we all get to the Doctor, for our shots and everything. Missy's got a balance problem. She falls over a lot. Hope the Doc can find out what is wrong with her.

Sparky and Stormy may end up being adopted out, but that is okay too. I know the human will try to find them good homes, and if she can't she'll keep them too. Again because she is a SAP, with a capital S.

The human is okay over all I guess. I only feel the need to give her a swat with my paw or nip her on her fingers when she tries to kick me off of one of my favorite napping spots. Her lap. She says I am too fat and make her legs tired after awhile. PLEASE!!! :nopity: Should I call the wambulance for her? Doesn't she know I am his Royal Highness Cole, king of the all I survey? I should decide when she is able to leave the barn, and go back to spending time with that mutt in the house. The human claims it is a prue bred. As if I care? }(

Well that is about all I have to share with all of you, my loyal subjects, for the moment. I am late for my nap. I may visit at a later date. In the meantime, I will leave you, admiring my royal countenance.



Farewell,

King Cole!

or do I mean tail???

either way it is simply charming

I hope there is nothing seriously wrong with Missy...


wish I was there to love on them ALL

We hope Missy is going to be okay too. My sis has always loved dogs but traditionally not felines. Missy, however, has stolen her heart. Deb has even talked about taking Missy to live at her house and for my sister that is a huge concession.

The only thing holding Deb back is she works a lot and doesn't want Missy to be lonely. I told her the simple solution is to take home one of the others too, but she said NO! So for the time being the plan is for Missy to continue to live here with her parents and her siblings, while Debbie will have visitation rights when she comes to our house.

Glad you liked the story!

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I hope the little one is okay.

She is in the third and fourth pictures.

In the third pic, she is the grey and white kitty, with her paws on her sister Sparky's (the red and white kitty) back.

In the fourth one, she's on the right side, by the edge of the platform.

Stormy is the one peaking out from behind the shovel in the third pictue.

Ernie is the grey with a calico spot on his head, standing next to Cally and Sparky in the other kitten pic.

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I'm still laughing! :)

I am glad you enjoyed it. :pals:

What great reading! And you can never have enough cute kitty pics. They are all gorgeous!! :loveya:

Cole especially will appreciate the praise. ;)

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The whole kitty family is adorable. :loveya:

They are cute bunch! They make me laugh every day!

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