When Santa Runs Out Of Prozac - Democratic Underground

CO Liberal

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Thu Dec-11-03 05:43 PM
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When Santa Runs Out Of Prozac

Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 05:43 PM by CO Liberal

Santa gets online and starts answering his email ........

Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

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TrogL

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Thu Dec-11-03 05:52 PM
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1. There's another version linked at the bottom

OOOH, I'm gonna get modded.

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never cry wolf

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Thu Dec-11-03 06:27 PM
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2. Don't bother with the other version

Edited on Thu Dec-11-03 06:27 PM by steviet_2003

The only difference is Santa's nude pic is cropped a bit lower exposing his yule log.

um, unless you're into that.

on edit: thanks for posting, funny stuff!

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LynneSin

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Thu Dec-11-03 06:30 PM
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3. This was such an unnecessary picture

:eyes:

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never cry wolf

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Thu Dec-11-03 06:33 PM
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4. Be glad you didn't see the r-rated version...n/t

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