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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 02:46 AM
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Death predictor - very silly indeeed!
http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

KitchenWitch: At age 76, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

:rofl:

Now where would I find a vat of neutral shoe polish.
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AmyDeLune Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 02:57 AM
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1. It's better than mine...
Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 03:01 AM by AmyDeLune
At age 87, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Only smelling of beer! I don't even get to get drunk!x(

Using my screen name gets me a much better death!

AmyDeLune: At age 98, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 02:57 AM
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2. WOW...what a way to go!!!

wildhorses: At age 77, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 02:58 AM
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3. Wow, my life's going to get really exciting in its second half....
..."Robeson: At age 84, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars."
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 02:59 AM
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4. I always pictured you as an intergalactic warrior!
:hi:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 03:01 AM
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6. Thanks. I think the avatar gives it away.....
...you know, the pillaging and everything...;-)
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 03:00 AM
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5. "At age 76, you will be gunned down in the street,
after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power. "

I GET TO BE A POLITICIAN!!!???!!!??!!?!?!?!?!?!
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 03:03 AM
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7. I put in my age as 82. It told me I would die when 65. nyah nyah na yah na
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 03:09 AM
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9. Even more intriguing. Obviously you are going to be caught into...
...a Time-Loop Continuim....:freak:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 03:06 AM
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8. I could tell you where to find one...
But I don't want to be connected to your death.

I thought that site was just silly fun, until:

Dick: At age 64, you will have a heart attack while eating
a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

That's just SPOOKY how they know me so completely just from
my shoe size and my 3.5 pets.
On the other hand, that's 2 decades more than my doctor predicts,
so WhooHoo!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 03:15 AM
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10. Good news: I die at age 91. Bad news: I'm eaten by a cannibal by choice
GloriaSmith: At age 91, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 03:20 AM
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11. I'm going to die aged 48!
:scared:

At age 48, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:03 AM
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12. I've only got 12 more years to live
Jessica: At age 38, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:04 AM
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13. I better get busy living...
At age 42, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.
Thanks for visiting!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:08 AM
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14. Nooooo!
:cry:
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:40 AM
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15. Oh Crap!
Last time I visited the finacial planner I figured I wouldn't live past 80...looks like we gotta start saving more:

At age 94, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:42 AM
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16. Not exactly the way (or when) I imagined.
:rofl:

Mutley: At age 33, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:45 AM
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17. "V": At 70, you'll be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.
:rofl:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:52 AM
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18. I'm past my due date!
Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 06:53 AM by supernova
By 11 years!

supernova: At age 33, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

:rofl: :rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 06:54 AM
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19. Hey! That's the one I got!
Someone is lying to us. :D
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 07:00 AM
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20. We're beatin' the odds, mutley!
:toast: :toast: :D
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 07:04 AM
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21. But I'm not yet 33.
:scared:

:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:20 AM
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24. I'll avenge your death
:P
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:23 AM
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27. Thank you, billy.
:D

How embarrassing — drowning in a wading pool!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:29 AM
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28. I suspect foul play
:rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:31 AM
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29. A serial killer, apparently.
He got supernova as well. Will you name him the Blue Pacifier Killer, or something more clever? :P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:42 AM
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30. Naming him will be the media's job
Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 08:43 AM by billyskank
I'll be the hard-bitten tough guy cop who nails this bastard. However, I won't be able to crack the case until I've been chewed out by my chief twice ("I'll have your badge for breakfast!!") and then relieved of duty. It will also be necessary during the course of the investigation to visit at least one strip club.

:rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:49 AM
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31. Is this my murder investigation we're talking about or
a cheesy Pulp Mystery novel? :rofl:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:59 AM
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32. Sorry, I think I got carried away there
I even had a mental picture...stubble...trench coat...shotgun...bag of donuts :rofl:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 09:09 AM
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33. Ha! That might make a good look for you, billy.
:D
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IsIt1984Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 07:07 AM
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22. Worse ways to go, I suppose...
At age 70, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:18 AM
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23. At age 88, you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:21 AM
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25. At age 73, suicide, straight up.
:rofl:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:21 AM
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26. This says I'm going to die 8 years ago
:shrug:
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