Can I please KILL my CAT!!!!!!!!..He's an @$$hole

Not really kill him..Man hes a royal P.I.T.A.
First thing this morning Shreds a roll of Toilet Paper.
Relentlessly harasses my other 2 cat's
Won't stay off of the coffee table.
Just knocked over about 80 cd's i had loose in 2 containers all over my bedroom floor.

please please can i kill him :)

He looks like a big sweetie. If I were you, I'd just smother him with kisses.

:)

... an asshole were killed, 90% of the cat population would be gone :)

Our cat looks very much like yours and she is a royal pain in the butt, be we love her anyway!

be nice to the cat. :hi:

present company excluded of course
:hi:

:rofl:

I'll bet he'd stop....he's looking for attention, so give it to him.
Duckie

And yes I pet and love on him often..it don't work!!!
:)

My cat removes the sink stoppers from the sinks throughout the house. If I don't plug the sinks before I go to bed, I hear her relentlessly attempting to dig the plugs out of the sink, roll them to the floor, across the hall, and try to shove them under the piano. Ya gotta love em!

well, it worked, didn't it?

(He must have picked up some tips in the Ann Coulter threads).

:)

I have two cats. both fixed. One older female, one younger male who looks alot like your kitty. The reason my place isn't in shambles is because the two of them get along so well, they don't need my company all the time. Just for like, when they gotta have a greenie, then they bug me till I give them one.

If he was a human and had done all of that stuff I'd say a merciless cold blooded killing was even more justified.

If we could kill them, what would we bitch about?

My Jessica follows me everywhere. She's always hungry, regardless if I give her a whole can of food or not. She's always underfoot, and the chances grow greater each day that I'm going to step on her one of these days. I've already stepped on her paws and tail numerous times, but she doesn't learn.

Just think of your kit as your "bad kid." You love him despite the fact that he's a PITA. Just make sure you give him extra cuddles and tell him you love him no matter how much he drives you up the wall. :)

Throw Your Cat Away

Your cat thinks he's worth a million bucks,
But he's not even worth five cents,
A can of catfood costs more than that
So throw your cat away.

cho: Throw our cat away,
Drop him in the trash,
You know he isn't worth five cents total,
So throw your cat away.

Your cat has fleas but that is all,
He hasn't got a brain,
He cannot bark or think or spell
So throw your cat away.

Throw your cat away,
He was just a bad investment,
Nobody wants him not even you,
So throw your cat away.

He wrecks the couch,
He scratches your friends,
He refuses to catch a mouse.
He's sure not expecting it,
so grab him by the tail
And throw your cat away.

O throw your cat away,
Flush him down the toilet,
Don't spend another dime to mask his smell,
Just throw your cat away.

He won't come when you call him,
He won't eat his food,
He just gags up his fur.
He barfs in the corner and looks real smug,
So throw your cat away.

O throw your cat away,
Boot him down the steps.
Give all his toys to your faithful dog
And throw your cat away.

He climbs up things he can't get down,
He messes up your cat box.
He has nine lives and that's too many,
So throw your cat away.

O throw your cat away,
Don't give him the time to pack.
He's not worth the fur he's printed on,
So throw your cat away.

O throw your cat away,
It's very easy for you to do.
Just open the garbage and dump him in
And throw your cat away.

recorded by Jan Hobson and Her Bad Review

NOTE TO CAT LOVERS: Just kidding! I'm a cat lover, too!

You'll remember why you love him.

My two have shredded the sofas, made it impossible to have flowers
in a vase on the dining table, and made my life difficult in so many ways.

But, when I'm down, upset, or feeling alone in the midst of people
they have a way of knowing what's wrong. They keep me company
and try to cheer me up- by clawing the sofa, the little punks!!

Really, I love them to pieces. They are my "two kids with tails".
I have one without a tail, too.

:D

It looks as if he's looking back at you thinking "Yeah, I shredded your precious toilet paper. What are gonna do about it? HMMM!?"
Hey, face it the cat runs the house!