Post your unsolicited advice to me here

Post your favorite unsolicited advice here and if it's worthy I might even reply back and let you know :D

or if you already have one start riding it more often

Lies are the wave of the future!

:D

draw against the Lone Ranger.

Concrete is much better. And you might need an antidepressant. The struggle makes things much harder.

/channelingdorasmother

let 'em go, 'cause man, they're GONE!

B-)

on sunny days.

~Jimmy Dugan

I love that movie.

I love that movie.

It's sum-sum-summertime and it will make you feel better!

Makes you feel younger.

I just lopped off a whole bunch and I feel like a new man.

maybe a myth! I am not wholly decided on that yet but I am leaning in that direction. Maybe it was always wrong of me to wish for it anyway, because I suppose it is in the eye of the beholder, but there just seem to be some people who get away with any thing and every thing, that I was taught to believe was WRONG!

Ah I always did believe in fantasy way too much, things like finding true love and hard work being its own reward. Those concepts went bust, so I guess I might as well add my belief in justice to the ever growing pile of, "it could still happen but probably not in this life," ideals.

So I guess my advice is just don't hope for some of these ideals too hard. It hurts too much when the myth gets held up to the light of day.

I apologize. I am just way too cynical for my own good or any one else's today. :cry:


:hug: :grouphug:

and never have sex with anyone crazier than you are.

:P That was my favorite when I was a kid!

:)

It's delicious.

you're in trouble with the law, and you're in desperate need of help, get in your car, and take with you all your money, some MRE's (Meals Rejected by Etheopians), and a canister of pepper spray. Start driving, and don't stop until you get to Washington, D.C.

Once you're there, find a guard-type person, and tell him that you need to talk with Alberto Gonzales. Now, the guard won't want you to speak to him, because he's an important person, but you just tell the guard to tell him that there's a woman outside asking to speak to him, and that if he does not see her, she will tell an NPR reporter what he did on April 14, 2003. You will then be admitted to see him.

Once he finds out that you don't actually know what he did on that particuarlar date, you're going to have to start talking money to keep him talking to you. And he will help you, and make sure that you don't get in any trouble with the law. No matter what it is that you did, if you bribe him, he will justify it.

So what did he do on April 14, 2003? I don't know. But trust me, he is doing horrible things EVERY SINGLE DAY, so chances are, he'll fill in the blanks.

If that doesn't work, I know some people in Canada who will hide you. Email me, and I'll arange a ride, and when you meet them, tell them you're a deserting soldier.

with a Mexican :evilgrin:

and let them win at games.

and

It's as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one.


Yeah, thanks Mom! :spank:

always say please and thankyou, and never make the mistake of thinking "if you really loved me, you would read my mind."

before doing the Macarena in the nude...
Oh wait...that's advice I'd give myself :blush:

Nevermind!

:evilgrin:

My sources tell me that you're going to get your ass kicked.

:)

especially when death is on the line.

You'll go blind.

:D

with white pants!

:shrug:

:rofl:

Rose, the Golden Girls.

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:woohoo:

slamming and other crap including Rove will be indicted, made a deal, immunity, blah blah blah.

Saturday morning.

http://supak.com/sunscreen.htm

(Why type it again when you can link? - oops more unsolicited advice.)

Mark.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5263474&mesg_id=5263474

Feel the power!

Don't forget to bring a towel.

Don't panic.

Don't whizz on an electric fence.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

n/t

I tried... and I still wound up in the hospital for 26 hours.

I need the brown bomber and Presence. I can trade you some prog...

(I want that written on my grave)

vote Republican. :D

Mae'r adran hon yn dangos i chi sut i gael triniaeth feddygol dramor, gan gynnwys gwybodaeth am y Cerdyn Yswiriant Iechyd Ewropeaidd, neu CYIE – sy'n disodli'r E111.


Link: http://www.dh.gov.uk/PolicyAndGuidance/HealthAdviceForTravellers/Cymraeg/fs/en