BWAHAHA!!! I'm an ASSHOLE!!!!

So...people here in Freeperville can't drive worth crap. They like to tailgate and go 62 mph in a 35 mph zone. I like to stick to the speed limit, maybe going 5 mph above or so if I'm in a hurry (that time I raced a Firebird in my mom's '95 Ford Escort station wagon and won is excluded!). Anyway, I'm driving to my friend's house this evening and some jerkass comes up behind me and starts riding my ass in his Mustang. This town has way too many Mustangs already so seeing another puts a bad impression of the driver in my mind...and the fact that he's tailgating me makes me want to gouge his eyes out witha rusty grapefruit spoon. So...he's riding my back bumper and I sloooow doooowwwwnnn annnnnd...STOP! Sit there in the middle of this country road for five minutes until he finall goes around me! BWAHAHA!! That'll teach you to tailgate me ya bastid!!!

:rofl: }( :evilgrin:

I can see your summer is going to be spent pissing off the natives!

What you did takes courage!

Or else it takes insanity!

Have fun, baby!

And be careful, OK? :scared:


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I cannot stand being tailgaited, and I drive pretty fast, too, so if you're tailgaiting me you're one speed demon.

I, too, do the "slooooow dooooowwwwnnn" thing when I have tailgaters. The closer they get, the slower I go. Sometimes they get the hint; most times they don't.

Had to drop in to tell you to please be careful!

When I was younger, I used to be so brave (as you) when driving. But, there was the time a man got out of his car with a weapon of some sort and came after me...well, I'll save the story for another time. Suffice it to say, it is not worth your life.

...they'll never see it comin' :rofl:

:D

But oh so fun. :evilgrin:

Good to see you got home safely, looks like a summer of badness from the herker.

Have you managed to get any locals to say "herk" yet?

:pals:

I'm quite sure I'll hook one of my good friends on it by the end of the summer, though. :D

HERK-HOLE!!!1111!!

I'm Series!1!!!!!1111!

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Mr. Eddy: (to a tailgater after running him off the road) Six fuckin' car lengths! That's a hundred and six fuckin' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a fuckin' driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherfucker! And I want you to obey the the goddamn rules! Fifty-fuckin' thousand people were killed on the highway last year 'cause of fuckin' assholes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!

I just pull over and let them speed away. My drive to work consists of 25-35 mph roads and they are loaded with traffic cops. I figure if they want to speed and get a ticket, I'll not save them by forcing them to do the limit. I usually pass them as they're pulled over with the red lights flashing behind them. :evilgrin: