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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:10 PM
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Should I lop my ear off?
I've drowned the voices in absinthe, and they still keep telling me to "eat more Pop Ice."
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:10 PM
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1. Try turpentine
:D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:11 PM
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2. Vincent? is that you?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:29 PM
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11. Hey, if Garth Freakin' Brooks could have an "alter ego,"
why the hell shouldn't LaraMN ?!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:33 PM
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12. True
but maybe a happier alter ego would suit you better?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:38 PM
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13. Aren't I already happy? Albeit crazy.
Don't overthink that. :rofl:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:12 PM
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Are the voices maybe telling you to "make more pop art?"
Better double-check - if so, you've got your art historical references all wrong, and instead of cutting off your ear, you should be shot by a militant man-hater.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:15 PM
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8. And the writer of the SCUM manifesto!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:20 PM
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10. If you'll excuse me, I have to go wade through a river of snot...
...something I'm rather fond of on the other side, you see.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:12 PM
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3. Stop licking the brushes, Vincent,
arsenic yellow is not the best thing for you...
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:12 PM
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4. Van Gogh ahead!
:rofl: I kill me.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:14 PM
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7. .
BA-DOOM *pissh*

(I've really got to find a different line of work.)
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:15 PM
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9. .
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:13 PM
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5. Lara--please post pictures when done. Thanks in advance!!
nt
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cassandra uprising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:14 PM
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6. despite your face?
never. :bounce:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:39 PM
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14. I've done it, it's not too bad
:)
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-15-06 04:40 PM
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15. Do you wear glasses?
If so where are you going to stick 'em? If God never invented ears, I'd have had nothing to put my glasses on (when I used to wear them!)

Mark.
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