Ann who? Let's write our OWN book... who's the funniest writer @ DU?

Some people say I'm funny in person but looks don't count... If we're to answer the CoulterBeast, I believe we should open with character kamikaze and claim that we know character assignation is coming soon anyhow so we'll just save them the trouble.

Then without ever addressing the "witch" except maybe to state she's living proof that Republicans can't spell because the word starts with a "B," move straight into a chapter on dead-lines imposed by the true leader of the free world Bill Gates. I just bought a new computer and Word will only last for two months. The salesman told me that ALL new computers come this way. It costs $200. to get it on a permanent basis, which is nothing to laugh about with the price of gas these days. Many thought my very first post and OP was funny but I kind of stole it, as you'll soon see.

HOW THE GRINCH STOLE FREEDOM

Every Free
Down in Free-ville
Liked Freedom a lot...
But the Grinch,
Who ruled oil, in Texas
Did NOT!

The Grinch hated Freedom!
and the whole Constitution!
Don't ask why he supports Bill of Rights Resolution.
It could be that he never got screwed just quite right.
It could be, while pregnant, his mom drank to get tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His brain or disease,
He stood on the Hill, hating the Frees,
Staring down from the White House, with a sour Grinchy face
At the warm hearts below, of the whole human race.
For he knew every Free, in that big Free-ville nation
Was busy at work, to pay for vacation.

"And they're driving their cars!" he sighed with a moan.
"But after election, they’ll all sit at home!"
Then he growled, with his grinch-fingers nervously thumping,
"I MUST jack up fuel. They need a good humping!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
...in a TV debate
He’d have to face issues that just wouldn’t wait!

The rest of the story leads my DU journal.

All this said, is there anyone who's truly funny that want to help? It can be a community project and we can donate ALL the proceeds to the DNC. IMO, giving them all the cash is the ultimate joke.

until we elect you to serve in DC...