What other illicit career advice can we give to Arwalden?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5275265

We now have helped with siphoning gas out of cars - any other good career advice we could give him?

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(It's friday afternoon and I'm having fun - and if my car was about to be junked you'd better believe I'd want that gas out of the tank too)

"What am I doin' wrong?"

I lost my keys to my jewelry and pawn shop and forgot the combination to the safe. I need to get some cash out for the weekend so what should I do?

Can someone help me with how to start my car?

Especially if you sell to upper/upper middle class people.

Especially in Republican towns.

Marijuana or hash dealers are a lot less paranoid and carry less guns. When I was in the service in the early 80's I didn't even live off my military paycheck. Back then I was making around $2000 a month dealing marijuana and hash and it was considered pretty good money back then. My best clients were officers and their church/country club friends whose young wives and girlfriends loved to get high but didn't know where to buy it or were too afraid to go get it themselves and risk their careers so they paid premium prices to someone they could trust and always had the cash ready. Not this "can you front me a bag till payday?" shit that the other enlisted men/women and NCO's used to try.