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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:33 PM
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Please tell me of a decent place to pick up chicks.
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 05:59 PM by HypnoToad
I've thought about TGI Friday's bar.

Life is worth living. Carpe diem. While I can still carp, mind you... today was a reminder of my continually failing condition. It's strange. One would think that being in financial jeopardy was bad, but to feel one's own legs give way under you... that's scarier.


Why not guys? PM me.
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Derailer Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:52 PM
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1. DU really, really isn't the place to ask
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:57 PM
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7. Response #3 would indicate the opposite.
And others have asked far more topics that are just as, if not even more, appropriate. IMHO, of course.
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Derailer Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 06:07 PM
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10. Not inappropriate
I meant you won't find any great answers on DU IMO
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 06:13 PM
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12. Ah.
:) Thanks. :thumbsup:

I will admit, inappropriate or not, the farm chick responses had me :rofl:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 06:35 PM
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14. Why do you think he won't find any great answers here?

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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:55 PM
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30. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 07:00 PM
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17. So...give us some. No, seriously. This is not a bash or a flame,
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 07:02 PM by BlueIris
Hypno is sincerely asking for help here. Tell him where he should hook up. I happen to agree with you, by the by, about this NOT being the site to ask for advice about how to get laid (most people here, I've noticed, are either married, ICR, or single and not looking). So, help the dating challenged of DU. I for one, am interested in what you think.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 12:53 PM
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41. What did you say in your response (# 30) to my question (# 14) above
Edited on Sat Jun-17-06 12:53 PM by Dangerously Amused



...that was so offensive it had to be deleted? Please, PM it to me. I am genuinely interested in your response.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 06:49 PM
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15. Hee. Not even trying to pretend and yet I like this post. God help me.
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:52 PM
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2. Guys? Guys? Why aren't they answering??
May I attempt to offer ideas here? The grocery store is now supposed to be the place to go right after work, don't be shy, just chat over the produce. Also bookstores, library, coffee shop, the park....get a dog, girls love dogs! (a REAL dog, not a hot dog)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:58 PM
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9. That seems odd.
After all, men are dogs. :rofl:
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 06:52 PM
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16. Oh, my God. Someone else agrees with my bookstore suggestion.
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 06:54 PM by BlueIris
I've given this advice to many DUers searching for dates with females and I always get harshly mocked. Fellas? Figure it out. The interesting women are using their brains. You will actually be able to have a conversation with them before (and after) fucking them. Imagine!

I have to confess, I thought you were a troll. But now...you have intrigued me, newbie. Welcome.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 07:27 PM
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21. Bookstores are my church
and it's a great place to find someone with similar interests.

RL
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:02 PM
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24. Thanks, Ms BlueIris. A troll? No, too tall to be a troll...
Geez, I answered questions honestly, leaked some of my own extremely private issues, hugged others when they're down, and I'm a lifelong Dem. So, trolling? Certainly not trolling for trouble like some I've seen on every thread.
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sbj405 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:55 PM
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3. Single Volunteers
http://www.svtconline.org/SVTCHome.htm

If it's a bust at least you did something good for the community.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:56 PM
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5. Thank you kindly.
I love the idea.

:thumbsup:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:55 PM
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4. Farms are usually great
You can get quite a few chicks there, either for eventual cooking or egg laying.

Personally I think you should go with the egg laying kind - more ROI
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:56 PM
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6. Pick up chicks?
Like this guy is doing?
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 07:05 PM
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18. Oh, man. You just brought a tear to my eye.
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 07:06 PM by BlueIris
Are you looking? I hate the very idea of relationships or even casual hook ups with 99% of all people I meet, but anyone who could so cleverly mock the use of the sexist term "chick" without getting his post deleted is MY HERO. I realize that you are probably already spoken for, but if you're not...I'm only half joking here. It's been that kind of day in the Lounge.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 07:19 PM
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20. Sexist verbs exist for both genders.
There are few male-centric sexist comments I get annoyed at.

And if I said "women" instead, the response may have been quite different and not in a good way. :7
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 07:44 AM
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40. And, these chicks are natural blonds
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:48 PM
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44. bada
boom!

:rofl:
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 05:58 PM
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8. Laundromat
Take a lotta change. Learn to fold clothing neatly.

180
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Derailer Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 06:10 PM
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11. I've found it just as cheap to bring my laundry in. pay them
then come pick it up later

And I've met the same number of chicks at the laundromat that way too.

Or, too be fair, the same number that weren't on welfare.
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 06:18 PM
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13. One cannot
pass up any reasonable effort to pick up chicks.

180
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 07:11 PM
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19. Sigh. Voting Republican isn't gonna keep you off "welfare," hon.
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 07:12 PM by BlueIris
Just for your edification, there. Good luck. I'll think of you on election night in 2008. And laugh.
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Derailer Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:16 PM
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25. huh?
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 09:31 PM by Derailer
EDIT: and what is the significance of election night 2008? Some schmuck hand-picked by the DLC and MSM (both tools of big business conveniently enough) might win the Presidency? Yeah, that'll save us!
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:41 PM
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27. Oh, my LAWD. Your profound analysis has showun may tha light!
I guess I was wrong to believe the Democrats were more effective than the criminals conservatives we have "in 'charge'" now. OH, HOW SILLY I HAVE BEEN.

I'll be laughing heartily, and you'll be drawing state aid. If you're lucky.
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Derailer Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:51 PM
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29. that aside I think you may have misread my original comment
or something, since I don't see the relevance of your response..?

But ummm, thanks for the insults at any rate :lame:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 07:27 PM
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47. The "welfare" crack wasn't too fucking hard to read correctly.
No matter how much you play innocent and try to weasel out of it.

Redstone
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:44 PM
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43. "that weren't on welfare?" I'm sure all the DU women who use a
laundromat really appreciate that.

What a prince. What a liberal.

Redstone
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 08:26 PM
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22. In a hen house!
:evilgrin:
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necso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 08:36 PM
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23. There can be a difference
between "feeling" something and having it actually happen. Take it as it comes; thinking too much about it may affect how strongly you feel it -- besides making yourself more miserable. No point in that.

...

To paraphrase a friend of mine (a retired gentleman), without comment: "If I was looking, I'd go to church. They're waiting there like vultures."

Of course, his circumstances are somewhat different than yours. (Not really affluent, but he has some property -- and he probably isn't going to last long, although the body can hang on much longer than one might suspect.)
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benny05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:17 PM
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26. Dog Shows
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 09:22 PM by benny05
No offense to women, but many of them do attend Dog Shows, I've noticed. And they are smart gals who can run.

TGIF bar not bad idea, but most of them are travellers, at least where I live.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:49 PM
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28. I prefer Publix, but they have thighs at Winn Dixie
this week, two for one. And breasts are on sale with your W/D card.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 09:58 PM
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31. Chicks? I see them at feed stores.
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:03 PM
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32. Dog parks.
Especially if you go with a cute puppy. Total magnets. But seriously, the best people go to dog parks--well, not counting the minority who don't pick up after their pooches.
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:01 AM
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35. I knew it:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5265656
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Indy_Dem_Defender Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:48 AM
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36. I attempted this once
Edited on Sat Jun-17-06 01:49 AM by Indy_Dem_Defender
myself with my collie, I put her in the back seat and we get about half way there and she throws up all over my car (the dog not a woman), and it's 85 degrees outside so I have to drive home with that smell and then give was her and the car a wash. After that I thought f' it it's not worth clean vomit up attempting to use my collie to pick up chicks at a dog park. I originally got the idea from a co-worker who took her dog to this dog park and said their was a tons of single women there.
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skyblue Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 11:34 PM
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33. coffee houses, feminist type organizations, gyms, fundraisers.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 11:35 PM
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34. Church.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 07:28 AM
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39. 'Cause God loves it when we work Her house.
If you don't get laid, you make the baby Jesus cry.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:50 AM
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37. Go to the Turf Club
Edited on Sat Jun-17-06 01:51 AM by jpgray
Pretend you're twenty-one, wear dated Richard Hell fashions and form a band that sounds like Aleuchatistas crossed with Devo.
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 07:04 AM
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38. You mean this Turf Club?
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 01:08 PM
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42. My father once gave me a brilliant piece of advice...
There are girls everywhere. Shower, brush your teeth, use deoderant, dress nicely but not fancy, and go where you want to go. When you get there, there will be girls present. Talk to them, since you obviously have a common interest. Tada!
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:49 PM
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45. ever try speed dating?
i see you are in MN, which i'm not familiar with at all...certainly the women up that way congregate somewhere....
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-17-06 04:50 PM
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46. classes
at your local university or community bookstore - something you're interested in. Or not.

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