Ouch that is harsh.

Dear Mr. Jones,

We wish to thank you for your letter and Polaroid pictures that we recently received. We regret, however, that we will not be able to use you as "Playgirl's Man of the Month Centerfold".

When rated by our panel of AAW (Average American Women) on a scale from 1 to 10, your body was rated minus 2. The AAW has determined by our scientific investigation is an unmarried or widowed female age 60 to 75 that has not been involved with sex five years or longer.

To further justify our rating, we submitted your photographs to a panel of women in the age bracket 25 to 35, but we couldn't get them to stop laughing long enough to rate you.

Please be assured that should the taste of American women ever change so drastically that bodies of your stature are in demand for our centerfold, you will be notified. Meanwhile, don't call us, we'll call you.

Sincerely,

Editor Playgirl Magazine

P. S. Our staff and I wish to take this opportunity to express our deepest heartfelt sympathy to your female companions.

:rofl:

response from them.

Minus 2...c'mon, I'm a 1 if I'm anything.

:7

I can't tell you where you are in mine.

"A very good, yet undeserved, place to be"


Well that's just not your call to make now, is it? It's mine, and I'll put you where I please. And right on top suits me just fine.


What?



"I can't tell you where you are in mine."


Why not? Can't find me in there?


:cry:

Don't even think you're escaping with less than an 8! :blush:

wish I was an 8. Oh, wait...you meant on a scale of 1 to 10. I thought we were now talking about siz...uh, nevermind.

Look, over there...butterflies!

:rofl:

You're hot. :9 I know you never really believe me when I tell you that, but you are. :*

We need more picture. :9

When I go visit I'll take some. Maybe even postable ones. ;)

please PM me. :9

The women on their panels once considered David Duchovny attractive enough to be on their cover...I think he was actually on it twice. In photos that, quite frankly, left nothing to the imagination and...he's not actually that attractive. Nor is anything about his physique really much above...average. And I'm not very hard to impress. So, relax. Asking Playgirl to rate your attractiveness is like asking Bush to be honest. Whatever you get in response is irrelevant.

that anyone would think that the pictures in playgirl are intended for the female market.

the idea that there are people left who don't know that Cosmo is written by (and for) men.

I don't think I'd like getting a letter like that

I'm making this up as a post card and sending it to my ex-brother in law. Excuse my language but the slap of fat shit, needs something like this as a wake up call of reality. The Thing is 350ibs and looks like Curly of the three stooges, how my nutty sister found that attractive is beyond me.