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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:26 PM
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Breast feeding gay southern state bitch oasis awesome liberal band.
Edited on Fri Jun-16-06 10:32 PM by Guy Fawkes
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:28 PM
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1. Oh, my gawd.
I must worship you now. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Well played sir! :applause:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:30 PM
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2. WTF is a "breat"?
Plus, the Brazillion joke was funny once. The brazillianth telling... Not so much.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:32 PM
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4. A "breat?" I think it's kind of like a "ti."
Redstone
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:32 PM
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5. Sorry...
there wasn't anything else worthy of going in the message.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:52 PM
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12. but you gotta give him props for the subject
i mean - he was paying homage to YOU! :D
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:31 PM
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Well at least Blue-Jay will not be reading this!
:rofl:
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txwhitedove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:31 PM
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3. Was that 1st word intentionally misspelled to fool censors?
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:44 PM
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6. I'm bullish on Kudzu
oops wrong thread
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:45 PM
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7. ROFL!
Best setup ever! :toast: :rofl:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:45 PM
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8. Best subject of the night!
:yourock:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:47 PM
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9. You fucker
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:50 PM
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11. No shit, Pard. Let's find him and pants the bastid!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 10:49 PM
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10. Why do you hatre America?
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-16-06 11:07 PM
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13. where is the hanging head smilie when you need one?
curses foiled again...
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