The 3 stages of a man's life... - Democratic Underground

tjwash

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Mon Jun-19-06 01:37 PM
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The 3 stages of a man's life...

One...

Two...

Three...

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Neoma

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Mon Jun-19-06 01:38 PM
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1. That's a man?

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Jun-19-06 01:41 PM
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2. I've seen stages 1 & 2 however # 3 is a total waste caused by stage 2.

Stage 2 should be a no no!

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Jun-19-06 01:49 PM
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3. My dear tjwash!

How funny that is!

However, it is awfully cynical as well.....

:rofl:

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tjwash

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Mon Jun-19-06 02:03 PM
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4. I resemble that remark.

Although, being on my third marriage tends to make me a little snarky regarding the whole subject.

We did just celebrate our 20th anniversary not too long ago. Right now I'm sort of in the middle picture phase, especially if I forget to turn off lights or feed the dog...

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Jun-19-06 02:13 PM
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6. I'm sorry.....

:hug:

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tjwash

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Mon Jun-19-06 02:16 PM
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7. Don't be sorry, she's the best thing that ever happenned to me.

I'm one of the lucky ones. See...don't we look happy together?

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Jun-19-06 02:26 PM
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10. Ah yes, I did see this picture!

And yes, you do look very happy together.....

As long as you keep the lines of communication OPEN, you will most likely continue to be happy together!

Communication is key, IMHO.....

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kiraboo

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Mon Jun-19-06 02:07 PM
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5. Oh my. That's hilarious!

And true! Sorry about that...

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wildhorses

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Mon Jun-19-06 02:18 PM
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8. hmmmm....something about the king of beasts being

layed low by hmmmmm could it be ............the QUEEN???

ever wonder why the Queen moves on a chessboard compared to the king?

just sayin'

but, truly this is a SAD commentary on the sexes

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cobalt1999

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Mon Jun-19-06 02:23 PM
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9. I can relate to stage 2

I usually relate marriage (and kids) to the 5 stages of grief:

DENIAL --- I'm still in charge of my own life.

ANGER --- *@!$%!, everyone better listen to me!

BARGAINING --- Please, can I get my way...I'll rub your back!

DEPRESSION --- God, what's happened to me.

ACCEPTANCE --- So no one listens to me, at least I don't have to be in the arguments that way.

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