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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:50 PM
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Post your news anchor name!
Mine is Fuel Baritone.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:51 PM
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1. Is there a link to a name generator site?
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:52 PM
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4. No, this is a manual thread.
Gotta make up yer oen.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:51 PM
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2. and where am I finding out my news anchor name?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:52 PM
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3. You mean you don't know?
:P
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:53 PM
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7. whats yours?
:D
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:54 PM
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8. I don't know either!
You called my bluff! :D
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:54 PM
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10. haha
:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:52 PM
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5. Derek Overture
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 06:20 PM
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27. Mmm. Weatherish.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:53 PM
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6. Okay, mine is Amber Allerrt
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:04 PM
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22. Nice!
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:54 PM
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9. Flint Steelhead
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:55 PM
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11. Bryce Canyon
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 06:21 PM
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28. That is the cutest beagle in the world!
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IsIt1984Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:55 PM
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12. Courtney Campos-Bastilla
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Ravenseye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:56 PM
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13. Clint Power
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:56 PM
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14. Jess Sayin
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:56 PM
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15. Ness Lessman?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:56 PM
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16. Jess Sayin
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:56 PM
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17. MAAAARVIN Swindler!
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:03 PM
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21. SLIIIIIIIIIIME in the ice machine!!
Is he still on?
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 06:42 PM
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30. YES!!11!!! photo:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:26 PM
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58. Betty Blank-Stare
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:57 PM
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18. Court Jester
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:57 PM
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19. Ron Burgundy
You stay classy San Diego.

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IsIt1984Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 03:58 PM
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20. Thanks for stopping by.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 11:46 AM
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42. How was your deployment?
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:15 PM
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23. Hart Brantsonwood
Jock Unilever
Dix Hardigan
Bryce Martinson
Hack Waterford
Tab Thomas
Vance N. Chonker
Adorable Adrian Adonis
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:18 PM
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24. Howard Handupme
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:36 PM
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25. Dateline Yew Nork,Yew Nork--Update: Fasta Annafasta Pazule
Update: Our leading anchorwoman, Fasta Annafasta Pazule has become engaged to our station owner, Harry "Big" Boy. Ms. Pazule has opted to take Mr. Guy's name, and will soon officially be known as in broadcast journalism as Fasta Annafasta "Big" Boy!

We now return you to our regularly scheduled pre-prepared news pap of the day.
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WoodyTobiasJr Donating Member (528 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 04:38 PM
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26. Earl Camenbert
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 06:25 PM
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29. My hero
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 02:57 PM
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50. I always preferred Floyd Robertson.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 06:43 PM
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31. Gravel Stongvoice!
Many of the names today sound just as made up.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 09:50 PM
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38. Heh! That name brought Sandy Hardnutz to mind.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 11:40 AM
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41. lol Is that a real person?
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:04 PM
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54. Naw, 'nother fake.
Not sure anyone would survice high school with that one.



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Steve Nash is god 13 Donating Member (353 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 07:10 PM
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32. Robin Banks
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 07:13 PM
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33. Hairy balzack
:)
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 07:18 PM
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34. and now the news
from anchorman Bolt Upright.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 07:18 PM
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35. Ted Serenity
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 07:20 PM
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36. Rouge L'Amour.......nt
Edited on Wed Jun-21-06 07:20 PM by CaliforniaPeggy
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 09:48 PM
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37. LOL! Sports or Consumer Affairs?
:hi:
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 09:56 PM
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39. Good evening, I'm Chess Bored...
Here's what's going on in your backyard...:silly:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 09:57 PM
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40. Pat Perkster!
Your morning co anchor...everyday...Happy as Hell! at 5...AM. :hangover:
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 11:47 AM
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43. mine...
Cheese McFairlane...
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 01:47 PM
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44. Wynona Deerhorn
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 01:49 PM
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45. Pollyanna Puppet
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 01:57 PM
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46. Crank Rigidstaff.
5...4...3...2...
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 02:01 PM
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47. mines: Pixie Pulitzer...
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 02:40 PM
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48. Kiki Ortega Ireland
Hits most of the major target demographic groups.
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IsIt1984Yet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:15 PM
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55. Nice.... rolll the "r" in Ortega and it's perfect!
:thumbsup:
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Giant Robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 02:43 PM
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49. Rad Bangshaft
reporting today.
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Major Hogwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 05:54 PM
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51. Burke Acton.
Edited on Thu Jun-22-06 05:54 PM by Major Hogwash
And now, from the newdesk at KFYI, your host...Burke Acton.

Good evening, I'm Burke Acton.
Tonight's top story -

The feces has hit the overhead rotating blade device once again as President Bush has attempted to talk to Europeans who are ten times smarter than he is.

After referring to the President of Bosnia as the Czechoslovakian Prime Minister, President Bush announced that he was thankful for their support in the Iraq War, of which they have given none.

President Bush then said that the struggle for Democracy in Iraq reminded him of how the Turks of Mongolia were able to free the Italian prisoners in France during WWII after Spain invaded Australia.
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 07:52 PM
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52. Terra Levelalert
I know it's not that good but it's all I can come up with now.

Blue
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 07:52 PM
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53. Radio Gnome
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:19 PM
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56. Pineapple flavoured cheese served with hydrazine.
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greendog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-22-06 08:23 PM
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57. Drew Blank
~
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